Yorkshire Style.

[Debs]

 

http://youtu.be/gOW5h4eMcBY

Ehhhh yup where's me gravy... 

[Winston Smith]

By eck pet, wharra them lads doin?

There werent no whippets in't film

[aljaxon]

surely no one actually talks like that in real life?     

[Winston Smith]

'as tha bin to Sheffield or Donny?

If thae 'as, then thall know it's reet.

Thi talk la'ak that dahn theer.

Reet wi-ers mi snap - gerrin reet ungry nah.

An nayo, ah dunt talk la'ak the now sithee

[Boomer]

Bye 'eck as like, tha's plenty 'o folk wha' prates Yorkshire. Most o me famly lives on't east edge o't Pennines,....  and some in Harrogate where they speak posh Yorkshire dint tha kno.

[aljaxon]

we call em dee dahs
us in hull have a terrible lazy/don't move your mouth accent,  we say farv and narn for 5 /9   warn for wine 
we should be brilliant ventriloquists cos we don't open our mouths when we talk
and what makes it worse is when hull folk try to talk posh, phone become fern road becomes rerd orchard becomes oachudd

[Winston Smith]

Here's how to speak 'ull

Ellur, arm from 'ull - Good morning, I am from Hull
Summatup? - Is there something troubling you?
Parnta marld - A glass of dark beer
Arfa Larga - A smaller glass of beer of continental origin
Sner Berl - An egg-based liquer from Holland
Canaborryit? - May I borrow it?
It's marnanall - I am claiming joing-ownership
Shurrup orral bray yer - I recommend that you stop talking immediately
Yer for-ever mernin' - You do complain a lot
Ayer gorra bruvva? - Have you got a male sibling?
Watsyer bruvva carled? What is his name?
Ner smurkin' - You are not allowed to smoke
Arm off erm now, tarrar - An indication of imminent departure

[Charlie747]

 

[Winston Smith]

And a few more

Amgunna - I am going to....
Nowtinnit - Empty
I aren't - I am not
Dinntit? - Did it not?
Yiss - Affirmative
Err nerr - An expression of dismay
Dernt nerr - I do not know
Diddy farndowt - Did he find anything
Lerds and lerds - Plenty. See also Givin' it lerds
Canaborryit? - Could I perhaps use that for a second?

[aljaxon]

me being from hull I can actually spot differences in accent from different parts of the city, owld (old) fellers seem to have a broader twang that is now being replaced by a really dopey sounding accent
(as a lad I read the bible in front of assembly and went in for reading competitions such was my diction
or dick  summat )