New Toys at Work .......

[Debs]

Even I didn't understand half of that cockney jibber jabber.   

Neither did I

Ah think I got it.. 

Chuck him in the digger = Do you have a JCB Geoff? 
Take his snaps and dabs = Sounds like a breakfast cereal to me. Bit like Rice Krispies
Spin his drum = Does Geoff play the drums? 
Then up before the beak = Hmm.. You must live in a birds nest Geoff and waiting for mum with food in her beak? 
for a bit of porridge in the slamma = Porridge shoved in the  . Sounds painfull. 

Hey Im getting good at this Cockney Jibber Jabber 

[Lonewolf]

Hey Im getting good at this Cockney Jibber Jabber 

Er, no, I'm not convinced you are Debs.

[Debs]

Er, no, I'm not convinced you are Debs.

[100milesaway]

Someone pop over to Geoffs and nick him will you .... Chuck him in the digger, take his snaps and dabs,spin his drum then up before the beak for a bit of porridge in the slamma ..... 65 or not there shall be no dissent on this Forum !!!

You'll never take me alive   

[Winston Smith]

Here you go Debs - from a couple of years ago...

[trousersnake01]

Rusty, where are you then, I'm TDX

[Rusty]

I'll PM you in a mo .......

[Rusty]

Whinny ..... Bloody Hell ! Green fields ???? They are a distant memory !! 

[Debs]

What a bunch of  ...  Im mean Nice men :) 

[Rusty]

Cheeeeeeky !

[Lonewolf]

If I ever see Debs she's gonna get handcuffed and punished for that cheeky comment.

[Debs]

If I ever see Debs she's gonna get handcuffed and punished for that cheeky comment.

[Rusty]

........I'm out of here !

[JohnnyTh]

There is somthing wrong with those police bikes! They have engine bits sticking out on each side!

[Boomer]

There is somthing wrong with those police bikes! They have engine bits sticking out on each side!

That's in case it falls over.

Debs, that new animation of yours is VERY distracting!
I need a cold shower now!