Road kill

[pross]

Wolverhampton council have found over 200 dead crows along the Stafford road road this past week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Coronavirus.
A veterinary epidemiologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus (COVID-19).
The cause of death was actually from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.
Wolverhampton Council then hired an Ornithological expert to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorcycle kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological expert quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah Cah ", not a single one could shout "Bike"!!! 🤣🤣

[Rusty]

 

[Lonewolf]

Does he deserve to be banned for posting that. 

[O.C.]

I managed to get about a quarter of the way into it before realising it was a p*ss take ..... or is it "Corvid"-19      

[mcfroyce44]

Anyone who uses the word Epidemiologist in a post on this forum deserves to stay.

Still makes him a Smart@rse, though. Hehe.

[Lonewolf]

Anyone who uses the word Epidemiologist in a post on this forum deserves to stay.

Still makes him a Smart@rse, though. Hehe.

You make a valid point. 

[Lonewolf]

I managed to get about a quarter of the way into it before realising it was a p*ss take ..... or is it "Corvid"-19    

Initially I read it as 200 dead cows, not crows and I was thinking, that's so sad. 

[pross]

Anyone who uses the word Epidemiologist in a post on this forum deserves to stay.

Still makes him a Smart@rse, though. Hehe.

Thank you.
I think it was in a crossword and i googled it   

[mcfroyce44]

You do crossword puzzles!!

Changed my mind. Way too high - brow for here, Bro.

Be gone with you.

[Lonewolf]

  

[pross]

You do crossword puzzles!!

Changed my mind. Way too high - brow for here, Bro.

Be gone with you.