I promise me dear to keep it in !!!

[Wookie]

It had to happen !
Just had to get me fix !
She didn't want me too!
I promised I would never take it out .
I promised not to upset the neighbours with lurid noises !
I promised never to let it blow back ..!








Yup ah bought a Scorpion Can .. remember loud cans save lives 

[shaggs147]

Ahh but will you keep it in, or slip it in and out when she least suspects it!

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[O.C.]

Well lets have some compromising pictures then Wooks   

[Macskwak]

And is it a substantial length and width wook or is it one of those short stubby ones 

[wildybeast]

+1 on the scorpion. Is it the serket.Was to loud for me with db killer out and to quiet in so drilled some extra holes in it and cut 2 thirds off it (the db killer).Just right for me now 

[O.C.]

Like this ? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZVniE15DDo

[Kylinski]

I must resist! 

I must resist! 

[Wookie]

 Nah divvent resist ..it's futile ..
Lads WoOk has gone for length and width ... Mrs WoOk sez short and stubby upsets and disappoints her  .. (thought she wud be used to that by now  )
As for pics O.C ... wait a bit till its arrived and then we can have one of them parts were we chuck wor key fobs in the pot excetra .... and Mrs WoOk an me just dood the one position ... Ridged  ...slightly erect .....and FIRMLY strapped on .
Happy New Year folks xxx.   

[Macskwak]

Worried about the strapping side of that sentence wook lol anything that needs strapping cant be good for ya lol 😃😃

[Wookie]

Ohhhhhhh ya canna wack a good STRAPPING Mack 

[Macskwak]