Call centres

[O.C.]

Drive me mad....stop      ringing me and leave me alone     

And another thing whilst I'm on my lofty perch, why do they incorrectly pronounce my name and do it again after I've corrected them        



There, that feels better     

[PRD]

You are Rooger are you not?

[zedmeister]

No He's Rogger

[snowy]

It's when the "off shore" agents keep calling you "Mr Roger" instead of your surname!, I'll swing for 'em! 
And why......as soon as the evening meal is on the table does the phone ring..........Barstewards!       (never used that before.....kinda satisfying!)

[Charlie farley]

I give them a number to call back on , my ex wifes ha ha 

[O.C.]

  very good Charlie   

[Wookie]

Strike 1 for the men . GOOOOOO CHARLES 
The best fun is when COLIN From Manchester fones (is there a Manchester in India ??)
Anyhoooo they go into there speed about Microsoft and your dodgy computer ....
Well ! WoOk sez hang on COLIN .  Am running PARAFFIN windows .. hang on am trimming the wick .. yes we have power ok Colin what do we do now ???
Ok fellas you have the just .  Ah can make it last about 20 mins it's a hoot .. and end the conversation with your own expleative deleative

[Wookie]

Another fave one is were you get junk snail mail .. and inside is a PRE PAID envelope to send back to whoever ... MINT 
Wrap up a house brick .. tape the PRE PAID envelope to it .  trot along to ya posty office and SEND .  It costs the recipient a fortune 

[Charlie farley]

You can put the handset next to the tv or radio give them something to listen to and keeps there line open so they don't bother other people .

[virginiajim]

I have a landline phone system that can block up to 250 numbers.  Haven't got to a 100 yet but I think by this time next year it will be full.  If there's anyone's head I'd like to chop, it would be theirs.