Is it time to get me vest on ??

[Wookie]

WHAT THE @$#%* bloody snow is forecast ... now one thinks it is time to get me vest on .. but seeing as Mrs WoOk slaps me every time ah head for the thermostat ... with the words ...put ANOTHER wooly pully  on ya wimp .
So feed back on your personal views on wearing a vest BEFORE December

[GTRpilot]

Might have to put some socks on soon.

[O.C.]

time to put my shorts away and swap me flip flops for some warm boots   

[Boomer]

Vest? Damn that's old. Just wear another t-shirt atop the other one. 
Snow huh, guess I 'd better get mah long trousers on then.

[Wookie]

Boomer there's nowt wrong wiv a good string vest lmao  ...however a faithful labradors will do too 

[Wookie]

1st boss of the house 

[keith]

don't need them just turn on my nice heated seats and heated grips and adjust my screen ,so even at high speeds I have no wind hitting me , and very little wind noise just sit back and listen to the radio. total comfort and 160 horses  to play with!!!!!

[Wookie]

Aye keith that's all well and good ...however ..ya go shoppin ...but wayyyy too much and can't gerrit all in ya panniers ..
Whip of ya string vest and ya have an instant cargo net .....ya can't dood that with bring heated fingys 

[keith]

if a bought somitt an a cudn't get it in my panniers ,ah wud hav it delivered ,a  daint ride with me panniers on anyway, they wud only be put on if a was going away sumwere .  a was up keilder the other week and it was getting a bit nippy ,me arse was on fire but I put up with it as a wud't turn down the heating on me seat !!! 

[pross]

if a bought somitt an a cudn't get it in my panniers ,ah wud hav it delivered ,a  daint ride with me panniers on anyway, they wud only be put on if a was going away sumwere .  a was up keilder the other week and it was getting a bit nippy ,me arse was on fire but I put up with it as a wud't turn down the heating on me seat !!!

I worked at talent engineering in newton aycliffe and was in digs in  spennymoor a few years back for about 2 years we was fitting the conveyor system many a happy hour spent there 

[Wookie]

Aye ah suppose ya cud gerrit delivered .. but unlike the WMB ..the big K can carry the extra load 
And wots more a string vest dunt burn yer 
Over too you Kieth   

[keith]

spose ye tarking aboot  the big k (as in the big bmw k 16 ) and not the smaller less powerful medium k (as in the Kawasaki gtr ) with the cowld seat !!! ah cud of turned me seat doon a bit to save me arse catchin light but started to get too used to it .

[Wookie]

Aye Sandancers are know fer there asbestos  ...or ya bin parked up in mackum land and sum chav knicked ya bitty warming orf switch lol 

[O.C.]

bloody hell, even google translate is struggling with this onslaught of dialect   

[keith]

wot ye tarking aboot ????