Scotch...

[O.C.]

Sadly, it's come to my attention that my stomach is getting overly large so I've decided to go on a diet.  I will only drink beer on the weekends instead of during the week and Scotch Monday thru Friday.  Scotch has about 65 calories per serving verses beer that has twice or more calories.  Wish me luck.  I call this the Scotch diet.

time then to hop on the scales Jim, and thenweigh yourself again after each week.

Oh BTW, make sure your stock of Scotch is plentiful       

[virginiajim]

I've hopped once today and didn't like what I saw..

[Charlie747]

Try your whisky with a jar of pickled eggs.............

Natural weight loss will follow 

[O.C.]

I've hopped once today and didn't like what I saw..

another benefit will be improved mpg   

[virginiajim]

It was easier removing the stock muffler and adding an Area P for weight loss than a diet, I fear. 

[gpink]

Wouldn't a Scotch diet also include a generous portion of haggis?

[virginiajim]

No.

[Charlie747]

Wouldn't a Scotch diet also include a generous portion of haggis?

A man after my own heart Gary 

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[virginiajim]

The whole point of my Scotch diet is to lose weight, you silly man, you.  This increases it substantially, unfortunately.

[virginiajim]

Well, I started off about 222 this past Sunday and am now down to 216 which seems a bit drastic for stopping drinking beer on the weekdays.  I have cut down my food intake and carbs as well, but 6 pounds in less than a week?  I have one nice glass of Scotch every night.

[O.C.]

Weight loss resulting from dieting often sees a larger initial loss Jim, after about two years the loss will probably have slowed down to about a pound...................every 6 months

Don't worry, before too long you will be like a racing snake   

[virginiajim]

When I first got married I was 160lbs..  It expanded from there.