Huge Biker & Little Girl

[Debs]

Huge Biker Keeps Insisting The Little Girl To Sit On His Bike. But Her Comeback Is Amazing.


A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorbike pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you £10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you £20 and a big bag of sweets if you just hop on the back of my bike."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out...
"Look Dad, you're the one who bought the BMW instead of the Kawasaki ...YOU RIDE IT!!"

Edited for comedy effect...

[pross]

Huge Biker Keeps Insisting The Little Girl To Sit On His Bike. But Her Comeback Is Amazing.


A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorbike pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you £10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you £20 and a big bag of sweets if you just hop on the back of my bike."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out...
"Look Dad, you're the one who bought the Harley instead of the Kawasaki ...YOU RIDE IT!!"

Very good debs.
I would have changed it to Bmw

[Lonewolf]

Very good debs.
I would have changed it to Bmw

But then that wouldn't have been funny as the girl would have jumped on the bike in the first place without being asked! 

[Debs]

But then that wouldn't have been funny as the girl would have jumped on the bike in the first place without being asked! 

 

[snowy]

      Brilliant! Brought a smile on a tedious Thursday!

[PRD]

Excellent

[O.C.]

nice one Debs   

[PRD]

Should it not be BMW instead of kawasaki

[Debs]

Should it not be BMW instead of kawasaki

I've edited it Pete.. 

[virginiajim]