Attn 100milesaway and Olde Coney

[BigAlan]

Morning guys.

We have the usual bunch of reprobates in the pub who want to experience the pink armband guided tour up in your part of the world and I have been tasked with trying to organise something.

So firstly would you welcome a bunch of southern softies coming up and if so have you any dates you can't do?

Basically I suspect we might prefer June/July time but cane be flexible depending on you guys.

Thanks
Alan

[100milesaway]

Alan, I thought you were never going to ask again after last years fiasco , what with none of your Southern nancy boys being able to gel, and get on with us Northern numpties   , the constant squabbling .  The language barrier was also a major problem, as we speak English up here, and people from down saaaarf dont, and the weather whilst you were here was  , and your lot complained all the time that the roads in the Dales were boring    , and full of traffic jams. Plus your lot never stopped complaining about the fact that they were missing their wives and kids.                 Erm, hang on a minute it was none of that  .                So yes from me, it would be great to see you and the lads again swooping around gods country, and enjoying every minute of it.  I'm busy June 7/8 but any other time is fine for me.         I'm looking forward to it already.      Bring it on 

[BigAlan]

What did he say? Not a chuffing clue, actually that's great, I will report back to the lads and see what we can arrange, tomorrow three of us are going down to Weymouth to arrange a faulty towers weekend for September so we can get the word out.

Will be in touch soon Geoff and thanks a lot.

Alan

[O.C.]

Hey, Alan, no probs from me the rear gunner    you can turn up with the suvvern lads anytime,  June is however looking like a busy month as I'm undergoing treatment, or at least that's when I've been told its due to start...

You can count on me, and you'll get to sample some more of our legendary norvern hospitality, which may again include some fish & chips, superb twisty roads sun drenched stunning villages and a dazzling display of Pink armbands 

[2kwacks]

bigalan [/quote].. What did he say? Not a chuffing clue,

well the "old boy" dose go on a bit and tends to comes out with a load bollocks most of the time I've heard he's been known to talk a glass eye to sleep

[Rusty]

I didn't get any of that either. 

[100milesaway]

God, are you stupid or what you lot,? The first half of my ramble, was all the things that DIDN'T  happen when the boys came up last year   It's called humour. Have you lot led a sheltered life, and just dont GET it?                                                       Alan, will you be staying nearer to the Dales next time, so that we can show you some of Rogers playground in the Lakes as well?.     I'm getting exited already.   

[BigAlan]

Gents.

Knowing that the pink arm band man is old and retired and Rog does not do a lot would it be as easy if we rode up on a Sunday, had a tour around gods county on the Monday and then we rode back on the Tuesday?

Or would you prefer weekends?

Thanks
Alan

[O.C.]

Anytime suits me Alan

tha can cum 't gods land int marnin and bugger off a few deas later, tween times thall av ter foller us rand twisties and ower 't hills   



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[100milesaway]

Any time at all for me Alan. exept 7/8 June.     Oh I'm getting exited

[BigAlan]

100milesaway I can understand, the other guy must be a foreigner.

We're reckoning on either Friday 19th July or Sunday 21st July but we need to meet in our local and sort it so will advise as soon as I know.

Alan

[O.C.]

100milesaway I can understand, the other guy must be a foreigner.

We're reckoning on either Friday 19th July or Sunday 21st July but we need to meet in our local and sort it so will advise as soon as I know.

Alan

  Just give us the 'nod' Alan and we'll organise some good weather 

[BigAlan]

Ok lads, the dates are the Sunday 21st we will ride up, we can meet you on the Monday 22nd and wander around, fish and chips in Hawes would be good, then we ride back Tuesday 23rd.

Can you organise the weather and we can do the rest, I will confirm meeting point before then obviously.

We are looking forward already as this is motorcycle heaven as far as we are concerned.

Now I guess Olde Coney will start some foreign communication which I shall ignore.

Alan

[O.C.]

Ok lads, the dates are the Sunday 21st we will ride up, we can meet you on the Monday 22nd and wander around, fish and chips in Hawes would be good, then we ride back Tuesday 23rd.

Can you organise the weather and we can do the rest, I will confirm meeting point before then obviously.

We are looking forward already as this is motorcycle heaven as far as we are concerned.

Now I guess Olde Coney will start some foreign communication which I shall ignore.

Alan

I'm sayin nowt 

[100milesaway]

Where will you be staying  (town) Alan?