Jokes, jokes & more jokes!! - Warning - Not safe for work!

[beegee]

joke..?  not for the "victimes'...  or

'how not to load your bike'    :

              http://www.visordown.com/snippets/loading-bikes/22180.html

[Rusty]

Took my car for a service at Kevin Websters garage today but he said he wouldn't touch anything older than 10 years old.

Poor old Oscar Pistorious .... Found standing over the body of his girlfriend .... Now charged with murder .... Hasn't got a leg to stand on.

Oh and I heard he was on suicide watch but they binned it after realising he couldn't kick the stool away.

[BigAlan]

Whats the difference between a girls ginger pussy and a cricket ball?

If you try hard, really really hard you can eat a cricket ball.

Alan

[beegee]

nobody will post this in the US forum...?

indeed.. a few off them may handcuff me 

[Winston Smith]

Had the best Valentines ever.

Sex with the most gorgeous fit blonde ever.

Being a mortuary technician in Pretoria has it's perks....

[pistole]

Had the best Valentines ever.

Sex with the most gorgeous fit blonde ever.

Being a mortuary technician in Pretoria has it's perks....

ooi !!!

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[Winston Smith]

The Vatican says that the Pope has resigned because he no longer has the strength to carry out his duties.

Fair enough.

At his age it can't be easy holding down a struggling 10 year-old!

[O.C.]

Two young men with equal qualifications apply for the same job. In order to determine which individual to hire, the manager gives them a written test.

Both men score nine out of 10 on the test; however, the manager decides to go with the first applicant. "Why would you do that?" asks the rejected second applicant. "We both got nine questions correct." "Your fellow applicant wrote 'I don't know' for question five. You put down, 'Neither do I.'" 

[Highett]

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

[Kwikasfuki]

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

[Lonewolf]

Is this what they call maximising your potential? 


"Would Sir like a small, medium or large skip"? "A small skip should be fine mate, I haven't got much that I need to dump".





Tight as    us folk in Bradford.

[2kwacks]

Is this what they call maximising your potential? 


"Would Sir like a small, medium or large skip"? "A small skip should be fine mate, I haven't got much that I need to dump".





Tight as    us folk in Bradford.

steve not much room to park your bike where you live is dee and get them hedges trimmed and what the hell is that directly under your small bedroom window or is it a economy solar panel

[Rusty]

"Level Skips only" springs to mind !

[Lonewolf]

BMW introduces the new, more economical model. 

[Lonewolf]

The local drug lords have just finished adding the final touches to their mansion making it impenetrable to all mortals!