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Started by O.C., January 04, 2013, 09:35:52 PM

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O.C.

For anybody who doesn't fully understand the Euro situation,
it is explained very  simply below........

(Stolen from another forum)


Pythagoras' theorem - 24 words.
Lord's Prayer - 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle - 67 words.
10 Commandments - 179  words.
Gettysburg address - 286 words.
US Declaration of Independence - 1,300 words.
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments - 7,818  words.
EU regulations on the  sale of cabbage - 26,911  words
BE KIND...


ROG .


Rusty

Why does that not surprise me ??  :mfr_lol:

mecki

The later you brake the longer you go fast.

Lonewolf


mecki

Because there is no EU regulation on the sale of cabbage.
The later you brake the longer you go fast.

Ros

#6
I was bored so I found this...

http://eur-lex.europa.eu/LexUriServ/LexUriServ.do?uri=OJ:L:2006:112:0003:0008:EN:PDF

Can't be arsed to count the words though...

Ros

Lonewolf

Quote from: mecki on January 09, 2013, 08:23:09 AM
Because there is no EU regulation on the sale of cabbage.

Hmm, perhaps you could be wrong on that. If the EU can  :censored: with anything.....they will!

Ros, many thanks for that, that made very interesting reading.  :wacko:

O.C.

I wonder if the EU have any regulations for the consumption of humble pie  :wink:
BE KIND...


ROG .

doebag

Word count = 1,942.

Copy and paste into a word document, review, word count. And I am shit with computers!
'Dying a'int much of a living, boy'
Outlaw Josey Wales

Lonewolf

Nearly two thousand words eh? So once that has been translated into all the languages of country's in the EU it would actually exceed 26 thousand words.

Ros

 :mfr_lol:

I guess everyone is bored today then :)

Ros

tommytool

Instead of deliberating about the regulations regarding the sale of cabbage within the EU, why isnt there frantic activity booking up your accomodation for the Bank Holiday get together ?

Class Dismissed! :smartass:


Bumpkin

Very succinct, mind you, it's only the specific variations relating to headed cabbages rather than the full policy....

Money well spent!

Lonewolf

Bumpkin, now I'm worried, I thought that was the full monty, I feel now as if I've been short changed by the link Ros put on.   :nono:

Mecki, do us a favour, can you find the full mashings?