Jokes, jokes & more jokes!! - Warning - Not safe for work!

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O.C.

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Lonewolf

What was he doing & why was that woman facing the wrong way.  :rolleyes:

O.C.

Quote from: Lonewolf on August 18, 2012, 01:25:32 AM
What was he doing & why was that woman facing the wrong way.  :rolleyes:

maybe it was a first service Steve  :mfr_lol:
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ROG .


O.C.

BE KIND...


ROG .

Lonewolf


Rusty

They are very good ... the second one in particular .... old boy in the car, young lad out trying to do something and beat the boredom .... bit like being in the counties I imagine !!!!! :whistling:

Essex Boy

Had a go at snail racing today. Thought that if I took the shell off mine it would go faster....it didn't, it just became sluggish.

Gonome

A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster Patron. Champagne .

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said, "Would you care for dessert?"
Better to be old and grey than the alternative!

Debs




Winston Smith

The Jimmy Saville scandal should come as no surprise to the BBC.

In the 70's it rife at the BBC.

Rod Hull was often seen fisting a bird
Four is fun.  Six is sex.

I Dream of a World where Chickens can Cross the Road without having their Motives Questioned

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Quote from: Winston Smith on October 03, 2012, 09:12:48 PM
The Jimmy Saville scandal should come as no surprise to the BBC.

In the 70's it rife at the BBC.

Rod Hull was often seen fisting a bird


   :mfr_lol:  Remember this ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSg0QvBnER8
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ROG .