Weather

[Gonome]

Still blowing a hooly. Rode home from work sideways as well!

[O.C.]

Me and the mrs were at Coldplay gig in Sunderland last night. Christ it was wet.
Its peeing down in smogland at the moment. Summer is here   

We are at a Coldplay Gig tommorow night at the Etihad Stadium 

[Kawasmoggie]

We are at a Coldplay Gig tommorow night at the Etihad Stadium 

Well, even in the peeing down rain, they were superb mate.   
I`m sure you will enjoy the night.

[O.C.]

I'm a big fan ....

we have tickets for the upper tier so with a bit of luck we should stay dry even if it rains.

[Bondu]

Weather Forecast

The Indian Chief thought that it was going to be a bad winter so he sent all the braves out to collect wood. As he watched them return laden with timber from the forest he suddenly felt that he ought to check his forecast so he phoned the local met office.

"Tell me, is it going to be a bad winter?"

"Yes" said the forecaster " it will be a bad one"

So the Chief told the braves that they didn't have enough wood and sent them back into the forest again. They returned with more wood but once again the Chief had doubts and he called the forecaster to confirm.

"It is going to be a really severe winter" replied the forecaster.

The Chief look at the wood store, decided that more was required and the braves were dispatched back in to forest. The Chief called the forecaster.

"Are you sure it's going to be a really severe winter"

"Look" said the forecaster "its definitely going to be the worst winter on record - the Indians are gathering wood like crazy!""

[O.C.]

  nice one

[Kwikasfuki]

I thought it was supposed to be global warming?

Me thinks the scientist was drunk and meant golden showers

[Gonome]

There's a bloke near us building a boat on a hill. Ring any bells?

Had to go to head office this morning, got soaked both ways and that was with a full textile suit and a onesy rain suit. My waterproof boots are definitely not!

[Kwikasfuki]

There's a bloke near us building a boat on a hill. Ring any bells?

He might get a chance to use it shortly.

Cannot believe how much rain we've had this year. Chucking it outside right now.

[Rossendale Rider]

Wish I'd brought my brolly!!!!!! 

[Rusty]

Dry but REALLY windy down here on the Sussex coast !

[Gonome]

"White horses" in Portsmouth harbour.

[pembsgtr]

My chariot that I sailed around the top of Scotland less than a month ago is now stuck in Brighton marina waiting for a window to head west it was blowing a force nine there last night

[O.C.]

9 degrees, very, very windy and torrential rain here today.

got home to find large tubbed plants rolling round the garden, hanging baskets torn to bits and garden swing seat upended

Its just like bloody winter 

[100milesaway]

Yes It chucked it down all day in the dales as well. So is anybody playing out tomorrow then?