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Started by PRD, June 11, 2016, 03:17:06 PM

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PRD

A professor has found after extensive research that their are two sizes of penis among uk men. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches whilst erect. The professor has appealed for help to continue his research. Could all men in the uk with small penises make themselves known over the next 6 weeks by flying a white flag with a Red Cross from their cars.
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SirToU

How does that affect women?

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snowy

Sorry - exempt from the above - it's only odd shaped balls and red roses for me!  :cool:
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The shop where Gill works has got for sale St George flags sunglasses, wigs and other  :shit: but nobody is buying it
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virginiajim

Hmmm, I fly the St. George's Cross in front of the house.  I'm not taking it down regardless of the consequences. :gunsmilie:
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UncleBigBad

Having watched the news over the past few days I don't think we need to worry about flags being directly related to penis size. The hooliganism being displayed by all parties in Marseilles is shocking, and can only damage the sport.  How long is it before these multi-national tournaments are played behind closed doors ?  Maybe this is an example of a good test of inverse proportionality - the mindless violence being perpetrated by the biggest cocks with the smallest intellect ?

As a rugby fan I can say that it would be extremely unlikely to see similar things at large rugby events - more likely to see supporters from all sides gently taking the p!ss out of each other over a beer and having a bloody good time.

Rant over - back to cooking lunch now :-)


snowy

 :agree:
Quote from: UncleBigBad on June 12, 2016, 02:16:47 PM
How long is it before these multi-national tournaments are played behind closed doors ?  Maybe this is an example of a good test of inverse proportionality - the mindless violence being perpetrated by the biggest cocks with the smallest intellect ?

As a rugby fan I can say that it would be extremely unlikely to see similar things at large rugby events - more likely to see supporters from all sides gently taking the p!ss out of each other over a beer and having a bloody good time.

Rant over - back to cooking lunch now :-)
:agree:
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.


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Quote from: UncleBigBad on June 12, 2016, 02:16:47 PM
Having watched the news over the past few days I don't think we need to worry about flags being directly related to penis size. The hooliganism being displayed by all parties in Marseilles is shocking, and can only damage the sport.  How long is it before these multi-national tournaments are played behind closed doors ?  Maybe this is an example of a good test of inverse proportionality - the mindless violence being perpetrated by the biggest cocks with the smallest intellect ?

As a rugby fan I can say that it would be extremely unlikely to see similar things at large rugby events - more likely to see supporters from all sides gently taking the p!ss out of each other over a beer and having a bloody good time.

Rant over - back to cooking lunch now :-)

Well said that man  :clap:   
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ROG .

Lonewolf

I was expecting some reference from PRD to include riders of BMW.....but no, nothing!  :clap:

O.C.

don't encourage him  :mfr_lol: 
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PRD

Quote from: The Wolf on June 12, 2016, 03:02:54 PM
I was expecting some reference from PRD to include riders of BMW.....but no, nothing!  :clap:
certainly not. You have got me all wrong!
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Anysink else ist against ze rools!  :banana:
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PRD

Quote from: Boomer on June 12, 2016, 05:23:43 PM
Ze Jermanz are alvayz on zere best behafiour.
Anysink else ist against ze rools!  :banana:
lol
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virginiajim

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