2013/14 ~ 1200 GS

[100milesaway]

here you are simple really in a nut shell.. motorcycle stability control (MSC) that ensures safety and stability in all riding situations. So if you are braking hard while leaning into a bend on a slippery road or accelerating on wet surface, the MSC system will ensure that you can do so without a mishap. MSC supports the biker during both braking and accelerating, and while riding straight as well as while cornering.. but like all safety aids their there to assist should you get it wrong and not intended for you to get your self in the  in the first place and in which case I don't recommend you test if it saves your  ter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1Gec8rH7Ow

Ye right I've got it, so you are going round a bend (too fast) and ya cant see a f in thing, and the road is swilling with diesel, and theres a car broke down right in the middle of it all.  This new system will save ya bacon  right?.   

[2kwacks]

Ye right I've got it, so you are going round a bend (too fast) and ya cant see a f in thing, and the road is swilling with diesel, and theres a car broke down right in the middle of it all.  This new system will save ya bacon  right?.   

Geoff.. we've been down this road before so not going to state the obvious Ho! ok then.... your entering a bend and you get your speed and line spot on then out of the blue a dog or kid runs out or a dithering dodderer dithers into your path and you need to grab a handful.. dose this now compute? lets put it another way.. it's better to have a condom and not need it than to need it and not have one unfortunately... the M.S.C doesn't guaranty it keep you out of the but neither dose the condom

[Bryn]

Copied that over to UKgser.... I'm sure they'll appreciate it ! 

[100milesaway]

Geoff.. we've been down this road before so not going to state the obvious Ho! ok then.... your entering a bend and you get your speed and line spot on then out of the blue a dog or kid runs out or a dithering dodderer dithers into your path and you need to grab a handful.. dose this now compute? lets put it another way.. it's better to have a condom and not need it than to need it and not have one unfortunately... the M.S.C doesn't guaranty it keep you out of the but neither dose the condom

Yep, got it now.  !!!!!!! I think!!!!!!! So this blue dog is chasing a kid,   and then some dithering dodderers appear, and you grab a handful, and so as not to get MSC ya have to wear a condom, but ya dont stick it up some ones trumper, instead you keep out of the  ,but still get a dose.   Have I got it right?.                 

[2kwacks]

Yep, got now.  !!!!!!! I think!!!!!!! So this blue dog is chasing a kid,   and then some dithering dodderers appear, and you grab a handful, and so as not to get MSC ya have to wear a condom, but ya dont stick it up some ones trumper, instead you keep out of the  ,but still get a dose.   Have I got it right?.                 

Geoff.. you do realize don't you, your in urgent need of a check up from the neck up I've tried my very bestest to explain the benefits of this safety aid which could help to get you out of the  but it appears that your having trouble taking it all in but don't despair there's plenty of good nursing homes around should you require one

P.S if this happens to you at 2.40 mins into the clip, then it's time to hang ya gloves up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HyMoUnssTo

[O.C.]

Fer gods sake Dave, that's a triumph and a Honda you have on that clip....this is not the place for those makes of machine....lets keep it to Kawasaki and preferably GTR if you don't mind       

[2kwacks]

Fer gods sake Dave, that's a triumph and a Honda you have on that clip....this is not the place for those makes of machine....lets keep it to Kawasaki and preferably GTR if you don't mind       

turncoat besides you can't ban me I'm the bad post cooler downer

[Charlie747]

here you are simple really in a nut shell.. motorcycle stability control (MSC) that ensures safety and stability in all riding situations. So if you are braking hard while leaning into a bend on a slippery road or accelerating on wet surface, the MSC system will ensure that you can do so without a mishap. MSC supports the biker during both braking and accelerating, and while riding straight as well as while cornering.. but like all safety aids their there to assist should you get it wrong and not intended for you to get your self in the  in the first place and in which case I don't recommend you test if it saves your  ter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1Gec8rH7Ow

Nicely put 

[100milesaway]

Dave, yes that was shocking. The old codger looked like he had lost the plot, but there are plenty of dipsticks riding bikes who haven't got age as a defence for some of the stupid things that they do. 

[Charlie747]

Geoff.. you do realize don't you, your in urgent need of a check up from the neck up I've tried my very bestest to explain the benefits of this safety aid which could help to get you out of the  but it appears that your having trouble taking it all in but don't despair there's plenty of good nursing homes around should you require one

P.S if this happens to you at 2.40 mins into the clip, then it's time to hang ya gloves up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HyMoUnssTo

That's a nice sounding non-KHI product on the clip........................Dave the guy on the nice clean CB400F2 thought that lever by his left foot was the rear brake pedal...................He must be having a senior moment 

[Charlie747]

Yep, got it now.  !!!!!!! I think!!!!!!! So this blue dog is chasing a kid,   and then some dithering dodderers appear, and you grab a handful, and so as not to get MSC ya have to wear a condom, but ya dont stick it up some ones trumper, instead you keep out of the  ,but still get a dose.   Have I got it right?.                 

OK you 2 ..........................I think I've got my voyeur head on for this one ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, you're saying blue safe  sex with an old codger mid life or mid bend will lead to MSC  even if you have your balls out and knee down  ????   

[100milesaway]

OK you 2 ..........................I think I've got my voyeur head on for this one ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, you're saying blue safe  sex with an old codger mid life or mid bend will lead to MSC  even if you have your balls out and knee down  ????   

Charlie, you are my hero,    you got it in one,          erm  kind of     

[zedmeister]

Fer gods sake Dave, that's a triumph and a Honda you have on that clip....this is not the place for those makes of machine....lets keep it to Kawasaki and preferably GTR if you don't mind       

Duck Everyone --  Low Flying Dummy   

[Charlie747]

Duck Everyone --  Low Flying Dummy   

Charlie, you are my hero,    you got it in one,          erm  kind of     

LM O   

[O.C.]

Duck Everyone --  Low Flying Dummy   

Heading in your direction too