Am I just unlucky??

[Ros]

But in saying that I doubt if many people on here ride on the type of roads that I use.

So what kind of roads are they that you and your new BFF use then?   

[2kwacks]

Of course we are best of friends                You're not going to tell us that you actually went up to the bridge last week are ya?    I thought that your good lady had told you that you had to clean the windows or do some ironing.        Anyway if memory serves we didn't leave the bridge until gone 11-30.          Oh and you missed a fantastic day swooping hither and thither   around the world famous ( coz Rog lives there) English lake district.  You really must try harder to join us. All for now my best mate,  from your (OLD) friend Geoff 

Geoff did not go, I did have a few jobs to do first thing in morning and said I would be there by 12.00 noon, but you said you would be gone by then so just done a "billy no mates" thought it may have been a scouse thing

[Ant]

Hope the mrs doesn't mind ya parking the bike in the lounge 

Only the best rug for the garage