Funniest request I have ever heard!

[mecki]

Or piss off to the Cotswolds to mummy and Daddy's summer house! lol

Then he'll be complaining about the noisy crickets. 

[Nok12rs]

    Quote: but you could see he was a bit hen pecked as his missus started giving him greif when he returned to her and told him my polite answer...

me!!!  Did you go up stairs with him?   I'm surprise that she did not run away with you.

[Nok12rs]

Then he'll be complaining about the noisy crickets. 

..........................and ruggerbuggers!

[Dive1082]

Lol no she was waiting for him in the downstairs lobby and didn't look too pleased when he said "no go!" lol

Maybe he was pissed off that his "chums" had lost the boat race! lol 

[Nok12rs]

Lol no she was waiting for him in the downstairs lobby and didn't look too pleased when he said "no go!" lol

Maybe he was pissed off that his "chums" had lost the boat race! lol 

This could run and run  Keep us posted on future progress but  don't deck him 

Also, take care, his pride and scoldwify might lead to him rounding up some mates

Take care.

[Dive1082]

Lol I'm a bit too long in the tooth to be planting "hooray's" for the fun of it.

As for him rounding up some mates... I don't think a group of Tim nice but dim's will frighten me.

I may take the baffles off next week just to piss him off but hey, I'm the better man so will probably not!

Night all

[Nok12rs]

Yes you are a better man mat

Nite all

[jenros]

hi dive, wha a twat he was eh???,cheeky fooker to! ,well wha im about to tell you is truth!!!,years before i was born,,,(yawn,yawn),parents lived in a two bed cottage wi a lane down the back of the house which was up against the back of the house,,kitchen window cill was about 18"off the ground (kitchen floor was about 3ft below ground)
anyway,guy lived behind was the only one who had a car in the street,(this was coal fire days!!) my mam would be up to light the fire in the mornings and the guy would get his car out of his top of the range tin shed,let it run for bout 5/10 mins go back up to his house get his grub box and drive off,,,anyway our mam had a bad day one morning!,,,,,,,kitchen window was open cuz the fire was giving off a bita smoke,the fumes from his car were bellowing in from the car(choke open full bore),,,,,,kin elll,,,she went mental,,,, ,stormed up stairs,opened the back bedroom window,(window cill now about 6ft above the car), as the guy came back to his car to drive off she ripped into im!!!!,
oi!!!!,if you EVER leave tha car running by my kitchen window again,YOU an ya bloody car will have this PISS POT OVER YA FUCKING HEAD!,dyou hear??????????.
hegot in his car an off he went,,,,,,
arhh!,but did he ever do it again you ask???????????
DID HE FUCK!!!, ,,,,
always makes me laugh when i go do there ,thinking of her bollocking him out of the window,,,
ahhhhhhhh,memories,,,absolutly priceless!

[O.C.]

Dive I'm impressed that you stayed calm and tight lipped for so long.....10 outa 10 

Maybe his girlfriend would sleep better if she 'enjoyed' some more 'aggresive' excercise before nodding off

In other words get rid of hooray Henry and replace him with a 'real' man   

[Nok12rs]

Oh dear   I am reminded of "Straw Dogs"  Mr Olde C   

[Kevin]

Am I the only person here who kits up, starts the bike and rides off? I haven't felt the need to warm a bike up for years.

Kevin

[Nok12rs]

Am I the only person here who kits up, starts the bike and rides off? I haven't felt the need to warm a bike up for years.

Kevin

Nope!

[Winston Smith]

Am I the only person here who kits up, starts the bike and rides off? I haven't felt the need to warm a bike up for years.

Kevin

An old wives tale - with modern technology and oils they are where they need to be within seconds, and as for 'warming up' no need as, again moderrn stuff warms quickly and a kilometre down the road is sufficient.  Modern oils leave a coating when settled so the wear issue of the old days in no longer an issue.

No need to warm up for 2-10 minutes etc. Kit up. Get on. Start up and ride.

[O.C.]

An old wives tale - with modern technology and oils they are where they need to be within seconds, and as for 'warming up' no need as, again moderrn stuff warms quickly and a kilometre down the road is sufficient.  Modern oils leave a coating when settled so the wear issue of the old days in no longer an issue.

No need to warm up for 2-10 minutes etc. Kit up. Get on. Start up and ride.

...UNLESS you park your bike near to the residence of an irritating Hooray with a filly who suffers with self induced insomnia 

[viper]

Am I the only person here who kits up, starts the bike and rides off? I haven't felt the need to warm a bike up for years.

Kevin

Thanks kev, i was resisting the urge to say that modern engines dont need the old warm up phase like the 50's, im considerate , i just start and ride, i never fit noisy cans and i dont rev, not saying this guy does but so many inconsiderate bikers give the good guys a bad name.