ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE

[coman37]

difference between an Essex girl and a fridge ??


The fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out!!!

Coman

[Winston Smith]

How can you tell if an Essex girl has been in your fridge? By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

[Lonewolf]

How come Nigel is getting all this stick when he's just joined the forum, shouldn't we wait a week or two first? 

[O.C.]

at least he now feels part of the community 

[nigelp]

It seems we have a lot of wannabe comedians amongst the members!

I'm glad to see you're not holding back on my adopted county's notoriety.

Keep it up.

All the best.

Nigel

[Kwikasfuki]

It seems we have a lot of wannabe comedians amongst the members!

I'm glad to see you're not holding back on my adopted county's notoriety.

Keep it up.

All the best.

Nigel

We'll be back to taking the piss out of bradford soon.. Normal service will be resumed!

[Boomer]

Welcome Nigel.
Yeah, they are all a bunch of piss takers but mostly good humoured.
Those that aren't we just throw rotten fruit at. 

[Rusty]

Ah now ... throwing rotten fruit .... there is no north / south divide with that old sport ... lock up the bad guys in the stocks and get your shitty fruit out .... what a good days entertainment 

[Winston Smith]

Agreed!

In that case

What do Bradford girls use for protection during sex? Bus shelters.