ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE

[nigelp]

Hi there

I'm a mate of Essex Boy, living a whole 80 metres from his place!

I'm a ZZR1400 owner looking to trade up to a GTR, I've only done 1800 miles on it in 3 years as I also have an adventure bike and seem to take that out everytiome as it's just more comfortable.

So if anyone knows a GTR owner that fancies a one owner Black ZZR let me know!

Look forward to meeting some of you later this year.

Regards.

Nigel

[Lonewolf]

Nigel,  to the forum....so you have a ZZR and you want to trade up to a GTR. Some people do it the other way round! Welcome aboard.

[nigelp]

Let's hope one of them is on here, I've just posted a wanted advert!

[zedmeister]

Welcome, nothing wrong with wanting a GTR, it shows you are of sound mind and body.

[Kwikasfuki]

Hi and welcome to the forum.

What we need now is a load of Essex girls joining!

[Winston Smith]

Hi and welcome to the forum.

What we need now is a load of Essex girls joining!

I hope this isn't true then - What's the difference between an Essex man & an Essex girl? The Essex girl has a higher sperm count!

[zedmeister]

SHATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

[viper]

youuu   Shlaaaaaagggggggggggg

[O.C.]

Welcome Nigel.. I'm sure you'll enjoy this forum. There's good Craic and information

Sounds like the start of an Essex chapter 

[nigelp]

Thanks for all your kind words of welcome!

The LAST thing we need are more Essex girls to deal with thank you very much!!!!!

Let's hope the weather stays good for a great summer out on our bikes.

Stay safe.

Nigel

[Rusty]

That's what I like to hear ... another Nigel amongst us ...welcome to the Forum / madhouse ! Chopping in a ZZR ...wow !
The weather down here is Sussex today is lovely and mild, almost warm, so roll on those spring days ....
I attended a nasty accident a short time ago where the TEMS Doctor was trying to save what was left of a very attractive looking young woman ..... blood and shit everywhere .... she was semi coherent and as she struggled about the Dr shouted at her "Keep still woman .. I am trying to find out where you are bleeding from " ..... she opened her eyes and said ..... " I'm from bleeding Essex " .......... 

[Winston Smith]

In the same accident another Essex girl was being tended to by a paramedic and whilst checking her vision asked:

'How many fingers do I have up?'

Her reply was 'Feck me I'm paralysed from the waist down'

[Lonewolf]

What is the difference between a walrus and an Essex girl? One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus!


Why didn't the Essex girl want a window seat on the plane? She'd just blow dried her hair and didn't want it blown around too much.


   We love you really!!

[coman37]

Whats the similarity between an Essex Girl and a carpenter ?











They've both got a box full of saws

Coman (Essex)

[zedmeister]

must admit its girl thing up north too you can tell a sheffield girl from a barnsley girl, the sheffield girl has her tattoo's spelt correctly