How to start a brawl..

[Ziderman]

Last evening, we , that's me couple mates went to see local tribute band to ZZ top , they are very good & seen them few times before. In the audience are two guys with Harley jackets on & one with Bridgewater Chapter of hells twats on his back...we knew they were there , you know the unwashed smell etc when you walk in.....
My mate at interval goes to the Bog comes back & starts drying his hands on the back on one of there jackets...
"Grease ball turns around to see wondering what the Feks going on...
"Sorry" said my Mick the mate..Big bloke is Mick.
"I just been for a shit & was looking for something suitable to dry my hands on "....
Rest of us just cracked up...poor little grease balls did not know what to do with themselves.....despite there appearance the Bridgewater Chapter hardly the hardest of guys as there all on Zimmers, so was was fairly sure if it kicked off we would be ok..
Brilliant moment though.

[Lonewolf]

You dont mess with the Marines, nor ex Marines. I could tell you a story about a fight some of our Bobbies once had with a number of Marines, it wasn't pretty.

[pembsgtr]

The "Olde Bootnecks" now they are the people to have at your shoulder and on your side if you get into a bit of a rumble Having been based in Plymouth have seen a good bit of it going on too.
Other big kick off was in Gibraltar was a group of US Navy Seals in a club strutting there stuff, along staggered a rather drunken Matelot into their midst with an ashtray balanced on his nose and clapping his hands together doing a good impression of a sealion. All hell let loose, drunken sailors laid waste to the Navy Seals   

[Rusty]

Royal Marine Commandos ..... just the best 

[Mogster]

12 years as a Doorman  ah those were the days 

[Mogster]

Royal Marine Commandos ..... just the best 

Pffft... navy boys with guns...soft as puppy pooh....  ...

[Ziderman]

Yer x 42comando here ! Yep Plym always best. Union street.
Me mate last night I served with. We've ended up Living in same area. Not good mix some times.

[O.C.]

here ya go 


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[Rusty]

That is excellent ... there are some clever sponsors out there !

[Lonewolf]

Like it, gotta admit that'd be intimidating, you walk into the cinema to watch bambi and see all those hardcore bikers.

[Ziderman]

You'll never believe this but I watched Bambi all the way through this morning. My woman got two young girls. So while sitting here This
Morning that's what they stuck in the DVD. Had me in tears I can tell you.

[Lonewolf]

How spooky is that, I always thought I was telepathetic.

[Winston Smith]

Forget the 'tele' bit Steve!

[Lonewolf]

Forget the 'tele' bit Steve!

Its a good job you out rank me. 

[Winston Smith]

Not for much longer!