Jokes, jokes & more jokes!! - Warning - Not safe for work!

[Lonewolf]

This site needs a +1 or Like option, there's some class jokes here.

In the meantime, this is my favourite site, it never fails to make me lol -> Damn you Autocorrect

This forum used to have the +1 -1 karma facility but unfortunately it was abused by one individual and therefore it gave an inaccurate indication of members contibutions to the site so it was removed.

[Kwikasfuki]

This forum used to have the +1 -1 karma facility but unfortunately it was abused by one individual and therefore it gave an inaccurate indication of members contibutions to the site so it was removed.

It happened every time someone mentioned Bradford  ;D

[Lonewolf]

Lol, thinking about it you are probably right.  ;D

[Lonewolf]

Paddy and Mick are in the pub talking about there sex lives. Paddy boasts " me and the wife are at it like rabbits every night of the week" You lucky bugger replies Mick, " I'm lucky to get it once a month with my wife and i call it Bruce Lee night" Paddy laughed and said why the frig do you call it Bruce Lee night ??? Mick replied "thats the night i enter the dragon"

[Rusty]

The wife came over to me last night whist I was on the computer and asked what I had been looking at ... "Flights" I said ... "Oohh I love you" she said.. then got very excited and lovey, unzipped my trousers and gave me an amazing blow job ..................... which was strange really as she has never before shown any interest in darts.

[O.C.]

 

[Ziderman]

Clean one..
Duck walks into bar ..says to landlord
"you got any bread?"
"No" says landlord"
"Got any bread" "No" Got any Bread?" "No" Got any bread" "No! no fuking no! " Got any Bread?"
"If you say to me one more time Got any bread I am going to nail your Fekin Beak the the Bar "
Got any Nails ? " No "   
"Got any Bread....

[keith]

http://elrellano.com/videos_online/4624/circo-roncalli...html   have a quick look at this !!!!!!whnay do you think??

[Winston Smith]

Very good - One thing.  At least the animals still have the fur on their own back!

You can see the fur on the coat 'moving' and when she runs off it's apparent the animals have been in fold up panels of the coat

Very clever though

[keith]

quick quiz on aircraft   answer should be easy if you have some common sense

      what is the primary advantage of  rotary winged aircraft over that of fixed winged aircraft.???


        see picture

         i got it wrong aswell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Lonewolf]

Nice 

[100milesaway]

I phoned my local model shop to see if they had a scale model of the cruise ship"Costa Concordia". The owner said that since the accident they had lots of interest for this model, but that he had just one left. I said great can you put it on one side for me.

[100milesaway]

My mate has always wanted to be a conductor,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So we nailed him to a chimney.

[Lonewolf]

A man with no arms and no legs was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
Three women, from England, Wales and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Scottish woman came to him and said in a sweet lilt, "'aveya ever been fooked, laddie?" The man broke into a big smile and said, "No." She said, "Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in."

[Rusty]