Jokes, jokes & more jokes!! - Warning - Not safe for work!

[Kwikasfuki]

Miss North Korea gets my vote

[Rusty]

Singapore for me ... perhaps I could arrange an exchange week or two .. you know, overarching and working with our partners committing ourselves to future interests and practices. Hummmm .... that sounds quite good to me .... " Er, Sir, Excuse me Commissioner could I have a word ......... "  ;D ;D

[Lonewolf]

Yeah, that sounds a good idea, you go over there. She comes over here and I'll look after her!  8)

[Kwikasfuki]

Yeah, that sounds a good idea, you go over there. She comes over here and I'll look after her!  8)

she'll be well impressed with bradford!

[Rusty]

From one shit hole to another ....... ;)  ;D ;D

[Lonewolf]

From one shit hole to another ....... ;) ;D ;D

Your'e joking aren't you? Yep, I'll concede that Bradford is a shity place to live, but Singapore is beautiful. Been there twice before and I'm going again next year. Everybody is so friendly, polite and crime is virtually unheard of. Even walking around late at night as I have done before, (and no I wasn't looking for a woman to take back to the hotel) ;D   I just felt perfectly safe. I would NOT walk around Bradford on my own at night, ever, because I know I would probably get mugged. The old bill out there dont have to justify the necessity test and run things past CPS first ;)

The last time I was out there they arrested someone for sticking some chewing gum on the rear of a seat on the railway system.(Wasn't me). Result was that the authorities placed a ban on the sale of chewing gum, simple and effective.

[100milesaway]

I'd willingly give myself up to the beautiful lady Officer from Singapore.  ;)

Na I''ll take one of those Yankie" Babes". :P     ;)

[Lonewolf]

Na I''ll take one of those Yankie" Babes". :P     ;)

:o :o  As a girl from Earby once said to me many, many years ago...I'm gonna eat you up and swallow you whole. Still dont know what she meant ;)  But that's exactly what I fear the US Officer willl do to you, quite possibly literally!! 

[100milesaway]

:o :o  As a girl from Earby once said to me many, many years ago...I'm gonna eat you up and swallow you whole. Still dont know what she meant ;)  But that's exactly what I fear the US Officer willl do to you, quite possibly literally!!

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[Boomer]

Tie a rope around yer waist with the other end tied to a tree and wear SCUBA gear,... and you might live through it.  ???
Indonesia & Japan for me.  :P
That said they'd probably take one look at me and say "You go USA, you fat bast!" <LOL>

[Rusty]

You know me Mr Wolf .... always JOKING  ;D ;D ;D.
The Far East is on my list of places to go .... in a few years, and I hear what you say about the cleanliness of it all ... different cultures allow rules and they don't mess about over there !

[jenros]

ok guys while we are on the subject of the far east!!!!!
I see the thai floods are getting worse, a young woman emerging from a street said " tha the water was rising very quicky,,,,,,,,, its already up to my bolux now" ;)

[Kwikasfuki]

[Winston Smith]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ROFPMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Winston Smith]

Reminds me of this one