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There's a place called Wookie Hole. Maybe he's there? 

That's the problem ... had it removed .

Nah, thass where Wookie Fartz come from    

Now speaking of them I can now save up a days worth and vent em all at once ...you have been warned 

Jim ah loved it .. ran an audio cable into it and chucked a mp3 plater init .. was cracking for keeping secret sweeties in it .. bogey catchers .. sidestand puck etc etc .. it was lurv at 1st sight 

Ref chicken bits ... the coupon is from the back of the chicken .. it is the only semi decent bit on there .. we used to bin them into pet food as inferior meat .. however they now seem to be fashionable tucker !!
Ref GTR 100 chicken strips .. yes I am of the skool of remove the tyre glaze in a safe prepared manner ie meening to get her that far over .. coz ya never know when in a panic ya gonna need edge grip.
However ... she is a BIG girl and pushing the front hard as in riding her like a sports bike can and WILL overwhelm the tyre .
I run the front at 40psi and it allows more rubber to be squished into the tarmac facilitating a bit more hooliganism .
Ref getting ya knee down ...
Mack our joints have been pummeled enuff .. sod slapping em on the road on purpose 

One word ...
ARMSTRONG

Ta you have deffo got the ULTIMATE colour by far ..
These bikes are epic ..WoOk is on his 2nd one and LOVE it .
However ..ask anyone on here BIN THE BRIDGESHITES it comes with ... ah did at 600 mile service .. they are harder than caveman feet and in the wet bloody dangerous .
Best farkle is slap a Laminar lip on ...and get some A4 sheets of black sticky back vinyl from eBay (bout 90p) and just above the footers the frame bulges .  Stick it on there .. coz ya boots will rub the paint off .
Enjoy boyo 

So is that JIHAD on sportsbikes ?

If you are unlucky the bolts holding the tool tray in are anti-theft, one-way both and can prove the be difficult to get out

Drill centres insert stud extractor undo nut .. or thin nose mole grips ..or I am told SNAP ON do a tool for such predicaments

Before WoOk got sick ..ah remember someone complaining about boots rubbing frame paint off .
Solution .   
Ebay I got some A4 sheets of sticky back black vinyl ..about 40 p each .. roughly cut them to shape then stick em on and trim with a razor blade .
Weatherproof ..blends in quite well and CHEEP 

My reputation local keeps the thieving buggas away...
Rest of the time I only use the steering lock coz if the want it they will have it ... but a sticker saying the keys are under the wife is enuff to scare anyone 

Wildy your a good un .. it was me that was wondering .. and working from a very shake memory I don't think you have to relocate the relays etc .
Woohoo now has anyone got one spare ?

Mickey Lo tek solution ..
..
Sticker on windscreen with the mortal words
TURN THE IGGY OFF DUMDUM!!
But would be interested on the time delay doodad 

Hello boys am back 
Sorry been a bit 7nder the weather .. in and outta A&E and as ah said to Rog ... admitted (8n stead of committed for a change  ) a few times .. ain't felt like a bit of craic ..but kinda on the mend now .
Fanks for missing me lol you may regret it 
Reet what gossip has his WoOkNeSs missed

I have summat very similar when I am out with the rifle . Dammed handy 
But seeing as we don't ride BMWs ...pointless getting one as we will NEVER need it 

Mike it VERY good .
That came with the full touring package on my 16 plate .
Very positive locking mechanism . Metal mounting plate .
Dual skinned construction .
Easy to modify if you want to put L.E.D lights in and a  charging socket for laptops or whatever . If it's any help I use for a power lead a autocom straight extension lead .
Cut it in half strip wires back and you have a damn good waterproof connection should you want to remove the box.
My Mrs loves the backrest that came with it . Declaring it was one of the most comfortable boxes we have ever had .
And Yes the box us made by GIVI so it's a good quality .
Hope this helps 

Could have been, but there was only two things I really noticed about her!

Howay me auld son ... get of ya chest