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1400 GTR - All Models => 1400GTR Discussion => Topic started by: Macskwak on January 19, 2017, 12:30:31 PM

Title: Design flaws
Post by: Macskwak on January 19, 2017, 12:30:31 PM
Was just thinking,having been to japan and knowing how anal they are about everything having to be right,how is it there are so many design flaws on our bikes.
The tyre valve cant be accessed without 90degree adapters,the cam position sensor o rings being too small and leaking on to the headers, the rust prone rear of the tank, the brake discs being made out of chocolate and warping, the ignition switch sticking cos its spring is too small/weak, the windscreen mechanism bracket snapping cos its too thin, the shock adjuster seizing up in no time,condensation inside the clocks,the ever increasing cost of bananas its amazing they still sell.
Yet ironically id never be without mine. How weird is that?  :biker3: :clap:
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Wookie on January 19, 2017, 02:36:26 PM
Not weird Mack at all...
Its being called a BIKER ... we love to tinker fiddle tweak fettle an fix .
Also we wouldn't have superb sites like this for referable and banter etc .
Look at WMB. Their strive for perfection like honda have produced some of the most bland and boring machines in history (and they break a shit load more )
Motorcyclists like boring and bland .. BIKERS see imperfections a challenge and charismatic
.
And like kipass  post ..if ya divvent waggle it shuv it in an oot and never give it some lube ... it breaks and goes limp  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Macskwak on January 19, 2017, 03:28:23 PM
Lol wook ya nt wrong bud im waggling and lubeing mine all the time n me missus is reet glad o it tee haha
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: O.C. on January 19, 2017, 07:56:07 PM
smutty buggers  :mfr_lol:   
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: snowy on January 19, 2017, 10:57:11 PM
Back on track, think it's known as built in obsolescence! You can't build something that lasts forever as you'd make no money from service and repairs!
Build the best you can and let the design trainees loose on a few bits for limited lifetime!
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Wookie on January 21, 2017, 10:15:05 AM
Quote from: O.C. on January 19, 2017, 07:56:07 PM
smutty buggers  :mfr_lol:   
Sorry Dad xx
:mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: StickyOne on January 22, 2017, 10:34:39 PM
If this were a car forum I'd be singing the praises of Volvo.
They rarely get it wrong with design.
And talk about over-engineering! Everything is made to last and last.
It can be done and should be done but in our throw-away culture of today it rarely is done.
But the Volvo isn't as fun to drive as the GTR is to ride, so Kawasaki have got something right.
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Macskwak on January 23, 2017, 12:17:17 AM
True but in a forty mile an hour crash id rather be in a volvo 😂
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Wookie on January 24, 2017, 08:21:14 AM
Mack ya daft bugga ..in a forty mile an hour crash ah would prefer to be watching SOME bugger else in a volvo haveing a shunt lol  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Macskwak on January 24, 2017, 08:31:03 AM
Lol true. Actually clarkson broke his thumb in a forty mile an hour crash on top gear n that was a big volvo. Maybe yer right wook 😁👍
O and oc it IS round two sadly. Hohum never rains but it pours 😏
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: O.C. on January 24, 2017, 08:37:24 AM
My lovely Gill and myself had a superb Sunday lunch at the brilliant Simonstone Hall Hotel last Sunday......this is where Clarkson could have broken a thumb by punching a Top Gear producer (or whatever he was/is)       


http://simonstonehall.com   
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Wookie on January 24, 2017, 05:23:48 PM
OMG they let YOU on there ...wow  :mfr_lol: :innocent: xx
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: pross on January 24, 2017, 07:32:31 PM
Looks so so.
Is this for another GTR meeting  :whistling:
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: O.C. on January 24, 2017, 09:06:41 PM
Quote from: pross on January 24, 2017, 07:32:31 PM
Looks so so.
Is this for another GTR meeting  :whistling:


Blimey Pross, is that your idea of "so so"    :whistling:   
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: pross on January 24, 2017, 09:17:07 PM
Quote from: O.C. on January 24, 2017, 09:06:41 PM

Blimey Pross, is that your idea of "so so"    :whistling:   

Tongue 👅 in cheek mate :mfr_lol: :mfr_lol: it looks stunning
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: PRD on January 24, 2017, 09:29:34 PM
Is it part of the Premier Inn chain?
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Wookie on January 24, 2017, 10:46:46 PM
Nah IBIS  :mfr_lol:
Yep micky takeing apart ..it looks oh so sophisticated and proper ..O.C was it for a special occasion ?....
Or were you trying to curry favour from the GAFFA ? :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: O.C. on January 25, 2017, 06:59:45 AM
Nah nowt special Wooks, it was a Sunday lunch.

We allus frequent  this type of up market establishment, nothing less is good enough for us.

Why have the rest when you deserve the best is our philosophy     :tt2:       :popcorn:   :mfr_lol:     
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Wookie on January 25, 2017, 11:15:16 PM
Aye wor lass gets sick of the chippy ..so now an then it's s bog roll in fridge curry  :mfr_lol:
Geordies knar hoow tu treat wor sells like  :mfr_lol: :mfr_lol:
And if ya lucky ya gets a s@#* when ya gets the lass  yem  :banana:
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Macskwak on January 26, 2017, 01:38:06 PM
Wook ive been to my local college and luckily they teach japanese french and geordie so ill av a crash course 😁😁😁 :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: StickyOne on January 26, 2017, 10:10:32 PM
Quote from: Macskwak on January 26, 2017, 01:38:06 PM
Wook ive been to my local college and luckily they teach japanese french and geordie so ill av a crash course 😁😁😁 :mfr_lol:

Make sure you have the crash course in a Volvo!
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Wookie on January 27, 2017, 07:04:10 AM
Mack this lingo is 58 years in the refining  :mfr_lol:.
M
Oh sticky one Mack don't need a volvo ...and all its safety gubbins ... have seen the SIZE of his AIRBAG up front  :banana: :mfr_lol: :sweatdrop:
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Macskwak on January 27, 2017, 07:22:18 AM
Quote from: Wookie on January 27, 2017, 07:04:10 AM
Mack this lingo is 58 years in the refining  :mfr_lol:.
M
Oh sticky one Mack don't need a volvo ...and all its safety gubbins ... have seen the SIZE of his AIRBAG up front  :banana: :mfr_lol: :sweatdrop:

😂😂 well dont like to boast  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: O.C. on January 27, 2017, 07:49:23 AM
Quote from: Macskwak on January 27, 2017, 07:22:18 AM
😂😂 well dont like to boast  :mfr_lol:

tell it as it is Mac   :mfr_lol:   
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Macskwak on January 29, 2017, 09:13:26 AM
Haha