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Title: The force of the GTR
Post by: pross on January 15, 2017, 07:04:01 PM
A little picture for your viewing and comments use the force peple :punk:


(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/anthonyprosser/Mobile%20Uploads/2016-12/F72E2B66-6B28-4B6D-883F-FC5A119825A0_zpsckmfnae8.jpg) (http://s32.photobucket.com/user/anthonyprosser/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2016-12/F72E2B66-6B28-4B6D-883F-FC5A119825A0_zpsckmfnae8.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: O.C. on January 15, 2017, 09:46:11 PM
 :mfr_lol:   :mfr_lol:   :mfr_lol:   :mfr_lol: 

No comment 
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: PRD on January 15, 2017, 10:04:12 PM
Gtr is the force.
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: beegee on January 15, 2017, 10:23:32 PM
 :mfr_lol: :banana:
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: Macskwak on January 16, 2017, 06:03:09 AM
Where can i get a pair of them boots and one of those anti-cage driver sticks 😁 :clap:
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: pross on January 16, 2017, 01:39:23 PM
Quote from: Macskwak on January 16, 2017, 06:03:09 AM
Where can i get a pair of them boots and one of those anti-cage driver sticks 😁 :clap:

I reckon  Ann summers or a sex shop  for the boots and a shock stick :whistling:
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: O.C. on January 16, 2017, 01:41:45 PM
Quote from: pross on January 16, 2017, 01:39:23 PM
I reckon  Ann summers or a sex shop  for the boots and a shock stick :whistling:




:mfr_lol:    If you say so Pross..


Only just noticed the space ship in the picture .... :embarrassed:      DUH
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: pross on January 16, 2017, 01:43:14 PM
Quote from: O.C. on January 16, 2017, 01:41:45 PM



:mfr_lol:    If you say so Pross..


Only just noticed the space ship in the picture .... :embarrassed:      DUH

Easy to miss when you concentrate on the bike and rider O.C.  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: mikeyw64 on January 16, 2017, 03:18:18 PM
Quote from: O.C. on January 16, 2017, 01:41:45 PM




Only just noticed the space ship in the picture .... :embarrassed:      DUH
Death Star :innocent:
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: Wookie on January 16, 2017, 04:41:55 PM
Cracking  :mfr_lol:
But fek me wor lass promised she wudnt wear that oot side the cave .  And wots she doing pose in for pics Pross !!! :angry:
:mfr_lol: :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: Boomer on January 16, 2017, 07:26:43 PM
Damn Tony, yer diet worked wonders! <LOL>
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: zedmeister on January 16, 2017, 08:19:28 PM
We come in peace for the GTR we have tried everything to catch Skywalker, i'll get the fuc**er now, we hear black is the fastest colour. ( however we also hear this is a myth )

We did contemplate getting a K1600 but didn't want to do a return trip of 1 billion miles every few weeks for warranty work.

Secondly - we are looking for information about Tumble dryers the whole universe is de-void of knowledge we need the force.
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: Kylinski on January 17, 2017, 07:04:15 AM
Quote from: pross on January 15, 2017, 07:04:01 PM
A little picture for your viewing and comments use the force peple :punk:


(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/anthonyprosser/Mobile%20Uploads/2016-12/F72E2B66-6B28-4B6D-883F-FC5A119825A0_zpsckmfnae8.jpg)[/URL


(http://s32.photobucket.com/user/anthonyprosser/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2016-12/F72E2B66-6B28-4B6D-883F-FC5A119825A0_zpsckmfnae8.jpg.html)
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: PRD on January 17, 2017, 08:34:29 AM
Tumble dryers. May the spin be with you!
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: O.C. on January 17, 2017, 09:08:20 AM
 :mfr_lol:  ya daft buggers,   :mfr_lol:   
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: Kylinski on January 17, 2017, 09:26:54 AM
Quote from: PRD on January 17, 2017, 08:34:29 AM
Tumble dryers. May the spin be with you!

Come on then, what's the tumble drier gag?  :popcorn:
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: pross on January 17, 2017, 09:41:16 AM
Quote from: Boomer on January 16, 2017, 07:26:43 PM
Damn Tony, yer diet worked wonders! <LOL>
I wish boomer I wish  :mfr_lol: my biggest problem is food and drink  :whistling:
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: pross on January 17, 2017, 09:43:23 AM
Quote from: Wookie on January 16, 2017, 04:41:55 PM
Cracking  :mfr_lol:
But fek me wor lass promised she wudnt wear that oot side the cave .  And wots she doing pose in for pics Pross !!! :angry:
:mfr_lol: :mfr_lol:

Is it wor lass I didn't know she wouldn't remove the helmet  :mfr_lol: .
I told you this is a friendly site  :yes:
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: O.C. on January 17, 2017, 01:30:53 PM
Quote from: Kylinski on January 17, 2017, 09:26:54 AM
Come on then, what's the tumble drier gag?  :popcorn:


Long running topic  :smiley:     

http://www.gtr1400.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=4947.msg67113#msg67113
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: Kylinski on January 17, 2017, 03:56:44 PM
 :eek:
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: zedmeister on January 17, 2017, 09:15:44 PM
Quote from: O.C. on January 17, 2017, 09:08:20 AM
:mfr_lol:  ya daft buggers,   :mfr_lol:   

Thats why this forum is sooooooooooo appealing to the mentally challenged 1400GTR Fraternity.   :mfr_lol:

That reminds me Wook where are you mate not heard anything from you for a whole 5 minutes  :mfr_lol: :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: Wookie on January 17, 2017, 10:17:34 PM
Divvent panic Zed ...WoOk us here  :banana:


In a galaxy far far away O.Yoda.C was trying out his new HOTPOINT hover skoota .. but princess Leah new were his HOTPOINT had been
And it wasn't in a galaxy far far away.
The rebuttal angered O.Yoda. C...and rode his hotpoint so hard .... he singed his hands and the flux capacitor shorted out .
Leaving him without  his favorite star fighter pyjamas ..all soggy from a dodgy re entry to planet  EWOK .
A new flux  capacitor was needed ... but non available from The Hotuspointus solar system .
The leader of the Hotuspointus said .. sorry your flatulence we ain't got any .. and it's probably not cover under the steller  warranty.
And our one and only transwarp cargo carrier was shot down by Imperial Star Ti fighters
This left him a twisted bitter old fella .. soggy drawers .. no hotpoint .. and no princess .
So he decided to turn his back on technology and went back to the quaint and nearly forgotten art of the WASHING LINE !!!
The force is with O.Yoda.C .... 2 forces they were all dressed in blue ... caught red handed smuggling contraband air dries.
The penalty is put in CARBONITE  and his assets FROZEN .
At a stroke ... from HOTPOINT to chilly willy .
Sad ..so Sad


Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: O.C. on January 18, 2017, 08:04:45 AM
Quote from: zedmeister on January 17, 2017, 09:15:44 PM
Thats why this forum is sooooooooooo appealing to the mentally challenged 1400GTR Fraternity.   :mfr_lol:

That reminds me Wook where are you mate not heard anything from you for a whole 5 minutes  :mfr_lol: :mfr_lol:


:mfr_lol:   :mfr_lol: 

Quote from: Wookie on January 17, 2017, 10:17:34 PM
Divvent panic Zed ...WoOk us here  :banana:


In a galaxy far far away O.Yoda.C was trying out his new HOTPOINT hover skoota .. but princess Leah new were his HOTPOINT had been
And it wasn't in a galaxy far far away.
The rebuttal angered O.Yoda. C...and rode his hotpoint so hard .... he singed his hands and the flux capacitor shorted out .
Leaving him without  his favorite star fighter pyjamas ..all soggy from a dodgy re entry to planet  EWOK .
A new flux  capacitor was needed ... but non available from The Hotuspointus solar system .
The leader of the Hotuspointus said .. sorry your flatulence we ain't got any .. and it's probably not cover under the steller  warranty.
And our one and only transwarp cargo carrier was shot down by Imperial Star Ti fighters
This left him a twisted bitter old fella .. soggy drawers .. no hotpoint .. and no princess .
So he decided to turn his back on technology and went back to the quaint and nearly forgotten art of the WASHING LINE !!!
The force is with O.Yoda.C .... 2 forces they were all dressed in blue ... caught red handed smuggling contraband air dries.
The penalty is put in CARBONITE  and his assets FROZEN .
At a stroke ... from HOTPOINT to chilly willy .
Sad ..so Sad




BTW my middle name aint Yoda Wooks, nor do I have pointed lugs or big knockers,  and I  dont have a Scottish dialect, .....well not as we know it (Jim) ........see what I did there   :mfr_lol:   :mfr_lol: 

Beam me up  Wookie   :biker3:   
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: Macskwak on January 18, 2017, 08:47:31 AM
Its why i keep coming back to this forum  :mfr_lol: :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: Wookie on January 18, 2017, 11:08:51 AM
O.M.G apols HUGE apols .  WoOk shouldn't post when shit faced ... quaffed a bottle of malt last nite ... funny tho you don't get hangivers on malt ..reet off to do some more packing .
Not sure on the pointy ears oh sage one  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: SirToU on January 18, 2017, 06:32:09 PM
Nice, but are you implying you are Darth Vadars Wingman?  ;-)

:banana:

Neil
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: Boomer on January 18, 2017, 06:40:07 PM
Interesting story, but surely coming from Wookie it should have been
"Waaaaaa, wuueeeerrrr, WEAHHHHGGGHHH!"
:mfr_lol: :banana: :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: virginiajim on January 18, 2017, 08:28:33 PM
Speaking of Wookies, Star Wars, and Storm Troopers...went out and saw Rogue 1 last night.  I was ok with it until the bit on them accessing the data in the tower.   I just had to shake my head on what they used for the data unit and how they needed to access it.  I'm an IBM IT person and what they showed was quite laughable considering what we had in the 90's in the way of automated tape libraries vs how they were depicting it on the movie (in the very far future).
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: zedmeister on January 18, 2017, 09:13:15 PM
weshin line al av thee know wen i wor a lad it wer clothes hoss.
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: Wookie on January 18, 2017, 10:37:05 PM
Wook is nae buggas wingman .. ah hev more evading tactics than a slippery squirrel  :mfr_lol:
Aye Jim at least it wasn't WMB software ..or hardware ...the rebellion wud be weel stuffed ..
And who mentioned weshin lines like marra ??
Title: Re: The force of the GTR
Post by: Boomer on January 19, 2017, 08:30:49 PM
"Bing"
Windows has experienced a fault. Would you like to GPF or will you be using THE FORCE?
:tank: :tank: :tank: