Drive me mad....stop :censored: ringing me and leave me alone :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana: :gun_bandana:
And another thing whilst I'm on my lofty perch, why do they incorrectly pronounce my name and do it again after I've corrected them :censored:
There, that feels better :mfr_lol:
You are Rooger are you not?
No He's Rogger
It's when the "off shore" agents keep calling you "Mr Roger" instead of your surname!, I'll swing for 'em! :censored: :censored: :censored:
And why......as soon as the evening meal is on the table does the phone ring..........Barstewards! :double fuck: (never used that before.....kinda satisfying!)
I give them a number to call back on , my ex wifes ha ha :mfr_lol:
:mfr_lol: very good Charlie
Strike 1 for the men . GOOOOOO CHARLES :clap:
The best fun is when COLIN From Manchester fones (is there a Manchester in India ??)
Anyhoooo they go into there speed about Microsoft and your dodgy computer ....
Well ! WoOk sez hang on COLIN . Am running PARAFFIN windows .. hang on am trimming the wick .. yes we have power ok Colin what do we do now ???
Ok fellas you have the just . Ah can make it last about 20 mins it's a hoot .. and end the conversation with your own expleative deleative :mfr_lol:
Another fave one is were you get junk snail mail .. and inside is a PRE PAID envelope to send back to whoever ... MINT :clap: :mfr_lol:
Wrap up a house brick .. tape the PRE PAID envelope to it . trot along to ya posty office and SEND . It costs the recipient a fortune :punk:
You can put the handset next to the tv or radio give them something to listen to and keeps there line open so they don't bother other people . :mfr_lol:
I have a landline phone system that can block up to 250 numbers. Haven't got to a 100 yet but I think by this time next year it will be full. If there's anyone's head I'd like to chop, it would be theirs.