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Off Topic => General Discussion => Topic started by: PRD on June 11, 2016, 03:17:06 PM

Title: Professor
Post by: PRD on June 11, 2016, 03:17:06 PM
A professor has found after extensive research that their are two sizes of penis among uk men. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches whilst erect. The professor has appealed for help to continue his research. Could all men in the uk with small penises make themselves known over the next 6 weeks by flying a white flag with a Red Cross from their cars.
Title: Re: Professor
Post by: SirToU on June 11, 2016, 03:23:31 PM
How does that affect women?

I'll leave you with that thought!
Title: Re: Professor
Post by: snowy on June 11, 2016, 03:48:33 PM
Sorry - exempt from the above - it's only odd shaped balls and red roses for me!  :cool:
Title: Re: Professor
Post by: O.C. on June 11, 2016, 08:33:14 PM
The shop where Gill works has got for sale St George flags sunglasses, wigs and other  :shit: but nobody is buying it
Title: Re: Professor
Post by: virginiajim on June 11, 2016, 10:25:09 PM
Hmmm, I fly the St. George's Cross in front of the house.  I'm not taking it down regardless of the consequences. :gunsmilie:
Title: Re: Professor
Post by: shaggs147 on June 12, 2016, 02:03:35 PM
Good on ya Jim

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Title: Re: Professor
Post by: UncleBigBad on June 12, 2016, 02:16:47 PM
Having watched the news over the past few days I don't think we need to worry about flags being directly related to penis size. The hooliganism being displayed by all parties in Marseilles is shocking, and can only damage the sport.  How long is it before these multi-national tournaments are played behind closed doors ?  Maybe this is an example of a good test of inverse proportionality - the mindless violence being perpetrated by the biggest cocks with the smallest intellect ?

As a rugby fan I can say that it would be extremely unlikely to see similar things at large rugby events - more likely to see supporters from all sides gently taking the p!ss out of each other over a beer and having a bloody good time.

Rant over - back to cooking lunch now :-)

Title: Re: Professor
Post by: snowy on June 12, 2016, 02:44:36 PM
 :agree:
Quote from: UncleBigBad on June 12, 2016, 02:16:47 PM
How long is it before these multi-national tournaments are played behind closed doors ?  Maybe this is an example of a good test of inverse proportionality - the mindless violence being perpetrated by the biggest cocks with the smallest intellect ?

As a rugby fan I can say that it would be extremely unlikely to see similar things at large rugby events - more likely to see supporters from all sides gently taking the p!ss out of each other over a beer and having a bloody good time.

Rant over - back to cooking lunch now :-)
:agree:
Title: Re: Professor
Post by: O.C. on June 12, 2016, 02:50:08 PM
Quote from: UncleBigBad on June 12, 2016, 02:16:47 PM
Having watched the news over the past few days I don't think we need to worry about flags being directly related to penis size. The hooliganism being displayed by all parties in Marseilles is shocking, and can only damage the sport.  How long is it before these multi-national tournaments are played behind closed doors ?  Maybe this is an example of a good test of inverse proportionality - the mindless violence being perpetrated by the biggest cocks with the smallest intellect ?

As a rugby fan I can say that it would be extremely unlikely to see similar things at large rugby events - more likely to see supporters from all sides gently taking the p!ss out of each other over a beer and having a bloody good time.

Rant over - back to cooking lunch now :-)

Well said that man  :clap:   
Title: Re: Professor
Post by: Lonewolf on June 12, 2016, 03:02:54 PM
I was expecting some reference from PRD to include riders of BMW.....but no, nothing!  :clap:
Title: Re: Professor
Post by: O.C. on June 12, 2016, 03:07:05 PM
don't encourage him  :mfr_lol: 
Title: Re: Professor
Post by: PRD on June 12, 2016, 04:30:03 PM
Quote from: The Wolf on June 12, 2016, 03:02:54 PM
I was expecting some reference from PRD to include riders of BMW.....but no, nothing!  :clap:
certainly not. You have got me all wrong!
Title: Re: Professor
Post by: Boomer on June 12, 2016, 05:23:43 PM
Ze Jermanz are alvayz on zere best behafiour.
Anysink else ist against ze rools!  :banana:
Title: Re: Professor
Post by: PRD on June 12, 2016, 06:52:15 PM
Quote from: Boomer on June 12, 2016, 05:23:43 PM
Ze Jermanz are alvayz on zere best behafiour.
Anysink else ist against ze rools!  :banana:
lol
Title: Re: Professor
Post by: virginiajim on June 12, 2016, 07:11:26 PM
Kawasakis Rool!
Title: Re: Professor
Post by: iamkwackers on June 22, 2016, 07:35:00 PM
Quote from: virginiajim on June 12, 2016, 07:11:26 PM
Kawasakis Rool!

Amen to that  :clap:  :clap: