On morning, the husband returns the boat to their Lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking 'Isn't that obvious?')
You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Send this to four women who are thinkers or men who are also thinkers ...
:mfr_lol:
If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.
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brilliant! :clap: Dangerous things.........and we gave them the vote! :whistling: waiting for it! :wink:
And on a similar theme..........
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else.
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you.
" But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
:mfr_lol: One of the few things I've learned in nearly 40 years of marriage is that I cannot win an argument with my wife as she is mentally sharper than I am in most all respects. Actually that holds true with all of the women I know including my three year old granddaughter.
Quote from: virginiajim on May 12, 2016, 12:08:53 PM
:mfr_lol: One of the few things I've learned in nearly 40 years of marriage is that I cannot win an argument with my wife as she is mentally sharper than I am in most all respects. Actually that holds true with all of the women I know including my three year old granddaughter.
3 year old grandchildren are often able to offer advice on all matters relating to computers, especially photobucket
Are you paying attention Charlie747 :mfr_lol:
Those jokes are excellent! :mfr_lol:
Quote from: virginiajim on May 12, 2016, 12:08:53 PM
:mfr_lol: One of the few things I've learned in nearly 40 years of marriage is that I cannot win an argument with my wife as she is mentally sharper than I am in most all respects. Actually that holds true with all of the women I know including my three year old granddaughter.
I married Ms. Right. I just never realised her first name was "Always". :popcorn:
Cheers
Paul B.
There's plenty of room under the patio. :whistling:
It has a few strong words but I was very amused.
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:mfr_lol: Pross