Kawasaki 1400 GTR

Off Topic => General Discussion => Topic started by: Debs on January 28, 2016, 11:45:46 AM

Title: Huge Biker & Little Girl
Post by: Debs on January 28, 2016, 11:45:46 AM
Huge Biker Keeps Insisting The Little Girl To Sit On His Bike. But Her Comeback Is Amazing.


A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorbike pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you £10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you £20 and a big bag of sweets if you just hop on the back of my bike."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out...
"Look Dad, you're the one who bought the BMW instead of the Kawasaki ...YOU RIDE IT!!"

Edited for comedy effect...
:mfr_lol: :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Huge Biker & Little Girl
Post by: pross on January 28, 2016, 12:37:57 PM
Quote from: Debs on January 28, 2016, 11:45:46 AM
Huge Biker Keeps Insisting The Little Girl To Sit On His Bike. But Her Comeback Is Amazing.


A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorbike pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you £10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you £20 and a big bag of sweets if you just hop on the back of my bike."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out...
"Look Dad, you're the one who bought the Harley instead of the Kawasaki ...YOU RIDE IT!!"


Very good debs.
I would have changed it to Bmw :whistling:
Title: Re: Huge Biker & Little Girl
Post by: Lonewolf on January 28, 2016, 12:49:14 PM
Quote from: pross on January 28, 2016, 12:37:57 PM

Very good debs.
I would have changed it to Bmw :whistling:


But then that wouldn't have been funny as the girl would have jumped on the bike in the first place without being asked!  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Huge Biker & Little Girl
Post by: Debs on January 28, 2016, 01:19:58 PM
Quote from: The Wolf on January 28, 2016, 12:49:14 PM

But then that wouldn't have been funny as the girl would have jumped on the bike in the first place without being asked!  :popcorn:

  :mfr_lol: :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Huge Biker & Little Girl
Post by: snowy on January 28, 2016, 01:52:32 PM
 :mfr_lol:     Brilliant! Brought a smile on a tedious Thursday!
Title: Re: Huge Biker & Little Girl
Post by: PRD on January 28, 2016, 02:36:00 PM
Excellent
Title: Re: Huge Biker & Little Girl
Post by: O.C. on January 28, 2016, 06:16:32 PM
nice one Debs  :mfr_lol: 
Title: Re: Huge Biker & Little Girl
Post by: PRD on January 28, 2016, 09:29:46 PM
Should it not be BMW instead of kawasaki
Title: Re: Huge Biker & Little Girl
Post by: Debs on January 28, 2016, 11:34:57 PM
Quote from: PRD on January 28, 2016, 09:29:46 PM
Should it not be BMW instead of kawasaki

I've edited it Pete..  :mfr_lol: :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Huge Biker & Little Girl
Post by: virginiajim on February 07, 2016, 08:09:55 PM
 :mfr_lol: