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Off Topic => General Discussion => Topic started by: Charlie747 on December 07, 2014, 08:24:00 PM

Title: WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS
Post by: Charlie747 on December 07, 2014, 08:24:00 PM
 :hammer:

I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

"This is the 21st century" he said.

"We don't waste money on newspapers. Here.......................... use my iPad Dad."



I can tell you this................................................ that bloody fly never knew what hit him..

:popcorn:
Title: Re: WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS
Post by: Lonewolf on December 07, 2014, 09:03:57 PM
I bet you're so macho when you get annoyed!  :popcorn:


Oh and answer your  :censored: text messages.  :gunsmilie:
Title: Re: WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS
Post by: Boomer on December 07, 2014, 09:24:12 PM
Oh ****, I just blew beer out through my nose. <ROTFLMAO>

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Title: Re: WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS
Post by: Charlie747 on December 07, 2014, 10:38:45 PM
Quote from: Boomer on December 07, 2014, 09:24:12 PM
Oh ****, I just blew beer out through my nose. <ROTFLMAO>

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Now worried  :sweatdrop: which post made you eject  :gun_bandana: good beer from your nasal cavities George  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS
Post by: Charlie747 on December 07, 2014, 10:46:27 PM
Quote from: The Wolf on December 07, 2014, 09:03:57 PM
I bet you're so macho when you get annoyed!  :popcorn:


Oh and answer your  :censored: text messages.  :gunsmilie:

And who's getting  :censored:  annoyed now then ?................................. :mfr_lol:

I shall have to compare notes with Rusty....................... :help:

  :hammer: :offtopic:  17th looks good to me.............. :scooter:

:ohplease:.............could I borrow your iPad Wolfey ?
Title: Re: WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS
Post by: Lonewolf on December 07, 2014, 11:00:32 PM
What so you can swat flies with it, no way.  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS
Post by: Charlie747 on December 07, 2014, 11:20:47 PM
Quote from: The Wolf on December 07, 2014, 11:00:32 PM
What so you can swat flies with it, no way.  :mfr_lol:

:censored: :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS
Post by: Boomer on December 07, 2014, 11:28:39 PM
The joke Charlie. Not interested in your & Steve's love life. <LOL>

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Title: Re: WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS
Post by: virginiajim on December 07, 2014, 11:30:59 PM
You guys kill me!  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS
Post by: Charlie747 on December 08, 2014, 07:59:23 AM
Quote from: Boomer on December 07, 2014, 11:28:39 PM
The joke Charlie. Not interested in your & Steve's love life. <LOL>

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Your rejection has left me psychologically scared George  :mfr_lol:

:oops:

To much info.............. :tt2:

:listencarefully:

You don't by chance have an iPad I could borrow ?............................. :censored: fly is doing my head in  :taz:


Quote from: virginiajim on December 07, 2014, 11:30:59 PM
You guys kill me!  :mfr_lol:


We aim to  :ohplease: Jim

:oops:  :listencarefully:......................................

You don't by chance have an iPad I could borrow ?............................. :censored: fly is still doing my head in  :taz:

Title: Re: WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS
Post by: virginiajim on December 08, 2014, 12:08:19 PM
I'm not that technology advanced, Charlie.  I can lend you a fly swatter (a tool designed for such endeavours), however.
Title: Re: WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS
Post by: pross on December 08, 2014, 02:39:07 PM
Quote from: Charlie747 on December 07, 2014, 08:24:00 PM
:hammer:

I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

"This is the 21st century" he said.

"We don't waste money on newspapers. Here.......................... use my iPad Dad."




I can tell you this................................................ that bloody fly never knew what hit him..

:popcorn:



Being an ecky thump grand master I thought you would use your chopsticks to catch um bar gum :mfr_lol: :whistling: