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Off Topic => General Discussion => Topic started by: bacaruda on February 19, 2014, 05:58:56 PM

Title: Congrats to the Olympic Curling final
Post by: bacaruda on February 19, 2014, 05:58:56 PM
Great game and you beat sweden fair and square.  :clap:

Curling, A combination of bowling, chess and floor mopping.
Title: Re: Congrats to the Olympic Curling final
Post by: Winston Smith on February 19, 2014, 07:58:32 PM
Which is why I find it amazing that the womens team aren't finalists - I mean what mucky cows they must be to live with if they can't even sweep properly...
Title: Re: Congrats to the Olympic Curling final
Post by: jonkawasaki on February 19, 2014, 09:16:19 PM
Don't get me wrong - I quite like the curling.  But.....sometimes it seems the BBC broadcasts nothing but!
Title: Re: Congrats to the Olympic Curling final
Post by: bacaruda on February 19, 2014, 09:52:35 PM
Quote from: jonkawasaki on February 19, 2014, 09:16:19 PM
Don't get me wrong - I quite like the curling.  But.....sometimes it seems the BBC broadcasts nothing but!
In Canada they have tv channels showing 36 hr of curling EVERY DAY.. God luck meeting them in the final. Sweden got China for the bronzematch. Wonder if they got the concept of brooms or if they use chopsticks there too.
Title: Re: Congrats to the Olympic Curling final
Post by: O.C. on February 20, 2014, 08:18:10 AM
Curling is actually quite addictive to watch, in moderate doses  :embarrassed: 
Title: Re: Congrats to the Olympic Curling final
Post by: Ros on February 20, 2014, 08:01:20 PM
 :mfr_lol:  :agree:

but did you see the men's ski cross final?

Total carnage :)
Title: Re: Congrats to the Olympic Curling final
Post by: patrick on February 20, 2014, 08:06:47 PM
any thing from the winter Olympics ..even curling... is better than the juvenilistic sounding, and seemingly ill-informed commentators on the various "slope-style" events!
Title: Re: Congrats to the Olympic Curling final
Post by: O.C. on February 20, 2014, 08:28:04 PM
Quote from: Ros on February 20, 2014, 08:01:20 PM
:mfr_lol:  :agree:

but did you see the men's ski cross final?

Total carnage :)

I did....phew that was brilliant, I even like the half pipe stuff ~ crazy or what   :cool:  
Title: Re: Congrats to the Olympic Curling final
Post by: Boomer on February 21, 2014, 08:33:11 AM
Quote from: patrick on February 20, 2014, 08:06:47 PM
any thing from the winter Olympics ..even curling... is better than the juvenilistic sounding, and seemingly ill-informed commentators on the various "slope-style" events!
"But like snowsurfing is like so RAD dude. Snatching a grind off the back of a Joe Kick is like ultra-grungy!"
And people complain about having to talk to Indian call centres. At least they are trying to speak the same language as you.
And no, I don't want to learn the language to be able to watch 10 minutes every 4 years.
I work in medical software support and I can use Jargon with the best of them, but I also have the ability to simplify things and explain them in plain English.
Any commentator who can't do that as well as behave in a professional manner, shouldn't be working as a commentator.
Title: Re: Congrats to the Olympic Curling final
Post by: O.C. on February 21, 2014, 09:50:48 AM
George, I have a brilliant idea.....for the next winter Olympics they should employ your services as a non jargonistic plain speaking commentator, it would be fantastic to hear your dulcet tones ~  explaining why a half pipe ski crosser who is prostrate and writhing in agony clutching his balls, is actually doing so  :clap:

Now that would make the event really worth watching.............how about it then, are you up for it,...you certainly get my vote  :yes: 
Title: Re: Congrats to the Olympic Curling final
Post by: Boomer on February 21, 2014, 01:30:40 PM
Quote from: O.C. on February 21, 2014, 09:50:48 AM
George, I have a brilliant idea.....for the next winter Olympics they should employ your services as a non jargonistic plain speaking commentator, it would be fantastic to hear your dulcet tones ~  explaining why a half pipe ski crosser who is prostrate and writhing in agony clutching his balls, is actually doing so  :clap:

Now that would make the event really worth watching.............how about it then, are you up for it,...you certainly get my vote  :yes: 
<ROTFLMAO>
It would be fun to do but I don't pretend to be a pro-commentator, even if I do have an Essex tinged Middle England accent.
My problem would be I'd get banned for saying something like
"Now why did that stupid  :censored: do that? It's obvious to me that if you hit the edge of the half-pipe that hard you board will snap and you will get to do the splits so wide that your gentlemans vegetables will need a loud-hailer to talk to each other. Somebody stuff some snow down his kecks to reduce the swelling."
Title: Re: Congrats to the Olympic Curling final
Post by: O.C. on February 21, 2014, 04:36:30 PM
Quote from: Boomer on February 21, 2014, 01:30:40 PM
<ROTFLMAO>
It would be fun to do but I don't pretend to be a pro-commentator, even if I do have an Essex tinged Middle England accent.
My problem would be I'd get banned for saying something like
"Now why did that stupid  :censored: do that? It's obvious to me that if you hit the edge of the half-pipe that hard you board will snap and you will get to do the splits so wide that your gentlemans vegetables will need a loud-hailer to talk to each other. Somebody stuff some snow down his kecks to reduce the swelling."

YES, YES you've got it...that's exactly whats needed  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Congrats to the Olympic Curling final
Post by: Kwikasfuki on February 21, 2014, 05:28:11 PM
I told the wife she'd be good at that. Make the ironing and sweeping a bit more fun
Title: Re: Congrats to the Olympic Curling final
Post by: Lonewolf on February 21, 2014, 08:38:28 PM
Quote from: Kwikasfuki on February 21, 2014, 05:28:11 PM
I told the wife she'd be good at that. Make the ironing and sweeping a bit more fun

Lets be honest....you didn't did you?
Title: Re: Congrats to the Olympic Curling final
Post by: Boomer on February 24, 2014, 10:23:24 AM
Quote from: The Wolf on February 21, 2014, 08:38:28 PM
Lets be honest....you didn't did you?
Of course he didn't. If he did he'd be in hospital.  :oops: