Where no man has gone before...da daaaa dadadada..daaaaaaaa!! the washing machine nebula :gunsmilie:
Sooooo Smarty has fooked off for a couple of days, some work thing.. and I have a list :rolleyes:
1. decorate bedroom, check!
2. pay off bandit finance, check!
3 dog to vets, check!
4, wash bedroom curtains, che........ wtf! :huh:
Hmmm can't be too hard, after all she does it :mfr_lol: open machine door chuck in curtains, pick random programme... now where's the soap powder ....FOOKIN HELL!!! there is a small cupboard in the kitchen that i've never been in, and it looks like 'Harry potter and the potions of doom in there' :wacko:, there's pink fluid, blue stuff, stuff in packets, stuff in little gel thingys..... ARRRSE!!! :hammer:
soooooo anyway ... 2 squirts of washing up liquid should suffice........ I hope..
If this all goes wrong I can always use them as polishing rags.. :gunsmilie:
:mfr_lol:
When are they going to learn
1. decorate bedroom, check! ........ mens work
2. pay off bandit finance, check! ........ mens work
3 dog to vets, check!........ mens work ( unless it evening appointment and in way of going pub )
4, wash bedroom curtains, .... def womens work
hope you not run out of pint pots and plates for the take outs yet
:oops: erm..... anyone got a spare room :whistling:
I have a spare room (there are no curtains)
Coman
the curtains have..... well used have... metal rings in the top that went through the pole.... they are now no longer attached to the curtain but are in a little pile in the washing machine drum.... :oops:
not sure if i need a welder or a seamstress :whistling:
Vet Bills ?? ... Mogs rant coming up, and as you know, I am not a ranter BUT .....
6 weeks ago ... dog, limp, vet, antibiotics, £48, no good, vets, local anaesthetic, dig about, remove ingrowing wart, recover, more antibiotics, BILL, ... total £260 .... return to vet with Insurance papers and receipts to sign and send off, 6 weeks later ..... NOTHING !
Call Tesco pet insurance .. no claim received ....call Vets ... and I said " The receptionist took the paperwork and put it in the blue tray just by the phone you are talking to me on " ... is it still there by any chance ? " ... pause .... " Can I ask the first line of your address Mr Rusty ? " ... " Bla Bla Bla " .... " Oh yes Mr Rusty ... here it is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " So it has sat there for 6 weeks and NO ONE has thought to do anything about it ! Amazing !
Needless to say I had a voicemail this morning with an assurance of posting and an apology. :angry:
My vet is brill, she claims fer alsorts of stuff for me... they get Shortbread at christmas! :innocent: