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1400 GTR - All Models => Adventure, Excursions, Ride outs, Touring => Topic started by: Winston Smith on April 11, 2012, 06:02:54 PM

Title: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Winston Smith on April 11, 2012, 06:02:54 PM
A Polite Jacket!

(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/Hoody_photo/DSCF2600.jpg)

Quite bright in the four seasons we encountered today.

In bright sunlight of a summer/spring day, or in the autumnal-type murk or the hailstones representing winter - You could see the wolf in all conditions!
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: O.C. on April 11, 2012, 06:06:04 PM
Steve, its about time you bloody well cleaned that bike...I can see a minute speck of dirt on the fairing  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Lonewolf on April 11, 2012, 06:50:53 PM
That's a horrible picture of me  :mfr_lol:

As for the bike being speckled with dirt, I'm afraid its worse than that it's  :censored: filthy after today's ride.

Now where's my pic's of Winston?  :whistling:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: 100milesaway on April 11, 2012, 08:02:31 PM
Mr Wolf I do hope that you are not stood in that position trying to hide the fact that your left hand pannier is absent without leave.?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!On a lighter note is that location Seaways at Fridaythorpe? :undecided:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Winston Smith on April 11, 2012, 08:09:21 PM
Quote from: 100milesaway on April 11, 2012, 08:02:31 PM
Mr Wolf I do hope that you are not stood in that position trying to hide the fact that your left hand pannier is absent without leave.?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!On a lighter note is that location Seaways at Fridaythorpe? :undecided:

It certainly is!
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Nok12rs on April 11, 2012, 08:24:08 PM
Quote from: 100milesaway on April 11, 2012, 08:02:31 PM
Mr Wolf I do hope that you are not stood in that position trying to hide the fact that your left hand pannier is absent without leave.?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!On a lighter note is that location Seaways at Fridaythorpe? :undecided:

Sharp eyed Herr  100 Meilenentfernt!!!!!!!!!!!   Mind you.the rest of us were not looking below the Wolf's waist  :nono:

:mfr_lol:  Is Mr Wolf a Policeman  :police: :biker3:  I'd be the last to know such things :whistling:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Winston Smith on April 11, 2012, 08:47:31 PM
Quote from: Lonewolf on April 11, 2012, 06:50:53 PM
That's a horrible picture of me  :mfr_lol:

As for the bike being speckled with dirt, I'm afraid its worse than that it's  :censored: filthy after today's ride.

Now where's my pic's of Winston?  :whistling:

(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/Hoody_photo/DSCF2599-1.jpg)

Better?  :oops:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Mogster on April 11, 2012, 08:58:19 PM
Those Jackets are good  :mfr_lol: 'specialy as people can't bloody well read... you can see 'em coming up behind you, usually in sumit quick and german with a mobby pressed to their lugole.... ...... and then they suddenly have the urge to go and sit on the inside lane fer a bit..... til you've gone away  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Winston Smith on April 11, 2012, 09:10:47 PM
More than they do for the real thing - Blue/Yellow/White bike included!
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Lonewolf on April 11, 2012, 09:12:52 PM
POLITE....as recommended by Mogs.  :mfr_lol:

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s139/Jaffa_Cake101/DSCN0523.jpg)

After the heavens opened up big style Winston dons his high viz...

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s139/Jaffa_Cake101/DSCN0524.jpg)

I wasn't sure if Winston was wiping the seat here or praying for the sun to come out  :mfr_lol:

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s139/Jaffa_Cake101/DSCN0525.jpg)

Here's one that may or may not shock you, on the way out to Humberside to meet up with Winston, is this a record?

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s139/Jaffa_Cake101/DSCN0521.jpg)
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Winston Smith on April 11, 2012, 09:16:08 PM
Must wear the hi-viz more often - Quite Slimming!
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Kwikasfuki on April 11, 2012, 09:17:56 PM
LW, did you push your bike there?

Here's my mpg

Btw, add 28500 to the mileage as the display was changed under warranty
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Lonewolf on April 11, 2012, 09:22:11 PM
Quote from: Kwikasfuki on April 11, 2012, 09:17:56 PM
LW, did you push your bike there?

Here's my mpg

Btw, add 28500 to the mileage as the display was changed under warranty

Thats really poor.... :shocked: there are gears on the bike you know, you dont have to ride everywhere in 1st!
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Winston Smith on April 11, 2012, 09:22:40 PM
That's more like it Asif!
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: 100milesaway on April 11, 2012, 09:30:14 PM
I'm somewhere in between those two. After 270 miles of a bit of everything, exept motorways, mine did 52.4 on Sunday. :smiley: And I am more than pleased with that :yes:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Kwikasfuki on April 11, 2012, 09:30:36 PM
Quote from: Lonewolf on April 11, 2012, 09:22:11 PM

Thats really poor.... :shocked: there are gears on the bike you know, you dont have to ride everywhere in 1st!

That's the difference between making good progress and a Sunday driver  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Lonewolf on April 11, 2012, 09:32:46 PM
But today's Wednesday.  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: viper on April 11, 2012, 09:33:59 PM
a guy around here rides a pan all decked out as a police bike ( no blues) even wears the police gear and it says "Polite" on the back but the "T" is in the fold of his jacket. My policeman motorbike friend says they are powerless to do anything until he actually stops someone and impersonates.

Very sad but funny as f@ck at the same time
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Winston Smith on April 11, 2012, 09:37:54 PM
Quote from: Lonewolf on April 11, 2012, 09:32:46 PM
But today's Wednesday.  :mfr_lol:

........remember you were out with me today...........  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Lonewolf on April 11, 2012, 09:41:25 PM
Quote from: Winston Smith on April 11, 2012, 09:37:54 PM
........remember you were out with me today...........  :mfr_lol:

Shush :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Mogster on April 12, 2012, 07:09:48 AM
I think we sould all impersonate police officers than all them daft buggers in cars might just behave themselves  :ninja:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Lonewolf on April 12, 2012, 07:54:59 AM
Trust me it would make no difference!
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Kwikasfuki on April 12, 2012, 08:49:11 AM
Would it be illegal to buy one of those jackets and remove the 'T'?
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Lonewolf on April 12, 2012, 09:27:08 AM
Quote from: Kwikasfuki on April 12, 2012, 08:49:11 AM
Would it be illegal to buy one of those jackets and remove the 'T'?

And replace it with a C, .......no problems at all. Policing on the cheap, isn't that what this government is striving to achieve?  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Mogster on April 12, 2012, 10:55:03 AM
Oooh I'd love to be a Police Motorcycle cop..... I loved Chips on the telly when i was a kid..  :gunsmilie:

I am asuming that you can Taser people caught using a mobile while driving :mfr_lol:

'FFS!! officer I was only using my Mobi BUZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAP' :oops: ahh happy days  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Kwikasfuki on April 12, 2012, 11:10:14 AM
Chips - now you're talking! I can't recall what bikes they used, but the show was so cool. Especially the opening sequence of the two bikes on the highway. Definately showing my age now.

I have blue LEDs on my bike. Purely for visibility purposes.

Actually, my Sena SMH10 has a flashing blue LED on the side (attaches to the helmet). When I pull alongside individuals using their phones, they take a double look and just drop the phones.

Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Mogster on April 12, 2012, 11:14:44 AM
Soooooooooo just asking like...... as I see in the bits and bobs thread there is a thingy for the 'WigWam' alternate flashing lights...... anyone fitted it...  :innocent:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: coman37 on April 12, 2012, 12:53:37 PM
Quote from: Kwikasfuki on April 12, 2012, 11:10:14 AM
Chips - now you're talking! I can't recall what bikes they used, but the show was so cool. Especially the opening sequence of the two bikes on the highway. Definately showing my age now.

I have blue LEDs on my bike. Purely for visibility purposes.

Actually, my Sena SMH10 has a flashing blue LED on the side (attaches to the helmet). When I pull alongside individuals using their phones, they take a double look and just drop the phones.
I think they were Z1000's

Coman
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: O.C. on April 12, 2012, 01:27:10 PM
Quote from: coman37 on April 12, 2012, 12:53:37 PM
I think they were Z1000's

Coman

Chips was a great programme, (in its day).. a mate of mine has a ginormouse screen on his KLV as a result we take the pi**  outa him cos it looks like a chips screen.. :mfr_lol:

I'm fairly sure they were Z1000s  :yes:

Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Rusty on April 12, 2012, 03:03:56 PM
Nice jacket Mr Wolf .... very brave of you to go out and get the bike wet ! It's pouring down here in Sussex at the moment ... hosepipe ban AND they have just been round to fit a water meter !
Anyway ... I trust that spek of dust has been removed from your bike  :rolleyes: ??
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Lonewolf on April 12, 2012, 03:51:01 PM
I regret the day I ever had a water meter fitted in the house. Is there such a thing as being mis sold a water meter.   :mfr_lol:
I digress.....yesterday was a mixed bag of rain, mild rain, heavy rain, pissining it down and two minutes of sunshine.  Was hailing so hard at one point I couldn't see properly through the visor and if I lifted the visor it was stinging my face like being stung by a swarm of bees. (Possibly).
I bought a Hozelock spray thingy this morning from Halfords, £25 filled it with Mucoff and it worked a treat.

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s139/Jaffa_Cake101/Fingers/DSCN0527.jpg)

Bikes now clean again and we can all relax.  :biker3:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Winston Smith on April 12, 2012, 03:52:51 PM
Mine was cleaned before it went in the garage - Amateur!
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Lonewolf on April 12, 2012, 04:07:37 PM
You were home long before I was!!   :scooter:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Winston Smith on April 12, 2012, 07:00:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS8PNA6Rqno
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Lonewolf on April 12, 2012, 07:09:23 PM
I haven't watched the video yet, I'm hoping that it doesn't include the bit where I nearly went into a field..... :whistling:  and I notice that its less than three minutes....so just the good bits then?
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: 100milesaway on April 12, 2012, 07:29:50 PM
You were going rather quick there Mr Wolf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yes :smiley:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Lonewolf on April 12, 2012, 07:38:52 PM
Quote from: 100milesaway on April 12, 2012, 07:29:50 PM
You were going rather quick there Mr Wolf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yes :smiley:


I don't do quick!
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Winston Smith on April 12, 2012, 09:43:09 PM
Quote from: Lonewolf on April 12, 2012, 07:09:23 PM
I haven't watched the video yet, I'm hoping that it doesn't include the bit where I nearly went into a field..... :whistling:  and I notice that its less than three minutes....so just the good bits then?

I wasn't going to mention 'Wolfie's Corner' as it's now known round these parts!
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: 2kwacks on April 12, 2012, 10:27:34 PM
Quote from: Winston Smith on April 11, 2012, 06:02:54 PM
A Polite Jacket!

(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/Hoody_photo/DSCF2600.jpg)

Quite bright in the four seasons we encountered today.

In bright sunlight of a summer/spring day, or in the autumnal-type murk or the hailstones representing winter - You could see the wolf in all conditions!
Mr wolf..! what have you done to your leg. what ever it was, that must have hurt.. :grin:
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Lonewolf on April 12, 2012, 10:39:40 PM
Where?
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Kwikasfuki on April 13, 2012, 12:30:38 AM
Chris,

In the credits you fail to mention the stand in for Steve as that's who I assume it was at ~1.06 in the video?
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Winston Smith on April 13, 2012, 01:24:55 AM
Quote from: Kwikasfuki on April 13, 2012, 12:30:38 AM
Chris,

In the credits you fail to mention the stand in for Steve as that's who I assume it was at ~1.06 in the video?

Apologies for that Asif - it was a Stig
Title: Re: Today I will be mostly wearing......
Post by: Rusty on April 14, 2012, 08:40:20 PM
Nice bit of video ... well done you boys  :laugh: :laugh: