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1400 GTR - All Models => Introductions => Topic started by: nigelp on February 27, 2012, 04:46:44 PM

Title: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: nigelp on February 27, 2012, 04:46:44 PM
Hi there

I'm a mate of Essex Boy, living a whole 80 metres from his place!

I'm a ZZR1400 owner looking to trade up to a GTR, I've only done 1800 miles on it in 3 years as I also have an adventure bike and seem to take that out everytiome as it's just more comfortable.

So if anyone knows a GTR owner that fancies a one owner Black ZZR let me know!

Look forward to meeting some of you later this year.

Regards.

Nigel
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: Lonewolf on February 27, 2012, 04:51:36 PM
Nigel,  :185: to the forum....so you have a ZZR and you want to trade up to a GTR. Some people do it the other way round! Welcome aboard.
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: nigelp on February 27, 2012, 05:06:26 PM
Let's hope one of them is on here, I've just posted a wanted advert!
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: zedmeister on February 27, 2012, 08:18:53 PM
Welcome, nothing wrong with wanting a GTR, it shows you are of sound mind and body.
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: Kwikasfuki on February 27, 2012, 09:00:42 PM
Hi and welcome to the forum.

What we need now is a load of Essex girls joining!
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: Winston Smith on February 27, 2012, 09:08:02 PM
Quote from: Kwikasfuki on February 27, 2012, 09:00:42 PM
Hi and welcome to the forum.

What we need now is a load of Essex girls joining!

I hope this isn't true then - What's the difference between an Essex man & an Essex girl? The Essex girl has a higher sperm count!
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: zedmeister on February 27, 2012, 10:39:59 PM
SHATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: viper on February 27, 2012, 10:54:10 PM
youuu   Shlaaaaaagggggggggggg
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: O.C. on February 28, 2012, 07:55:17 AM
Welcome Nigel.. I'm sure you'll enjoy this forum. There's good Craic and information

Sounds like the start of an Essex chapter  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: nigelp on February 28, 2012, 10:56:21 AM
Thanks for all your kind words of welcome!

The LAST thing we need are more Essex girls to deal with thank you very much!!!!!

Let's hope the weather stays good for a great summer out on our bikes.

Stay safe.

Nigel
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: Rusty on February 28, 2012, 01:07:16 PM
That's what I like to hear ... another Nigel amongst us ...welcome to the Forum / madhouse ! Chopping in a ZZR ...wow ! :cool:
The weather down here is Sussex today is lovely and mild, almost warm, so roll on those spring days ....
I attended a nasty accident a short time ago where the TEMS Doctor was trying to save what was left of a very attractive looking young woman ..... blood and shit everywhere .... she was semi coherent and as she struggled about the Dr shouted at her "Keep still woman .. I am trying to find out where you are bleeding from " ..... she opened her eyes and said ..... " I'm from bleeding Essex " ..........  :laugh:
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: Winston Smith on February 28, 2012, 04:06:33 PM
In the same accident another Essex girl was being tended to by a paramedic and whilst checking her vision asked:

'How many fingers do I have up?'

Her reply was 'Feck me I'm paralysed from the waist down'
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: Lonewolf on February 28, 2012, 05:26:27 PM
What is the difference between a walrus and an Essex girl? One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus!


Why didn't the Essex girl want a window seat on the plane? She'd just blow dried her hair and didn't want it blown around too much.


:clap: :mfr_lol:   We love you really!!


Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: coman37 on February 28, 2012, 05:29:40 PM
Whats the similarity between an Essex Girl and a carpenter ?











They've both got a box full of saws

Coman (Essex)
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: zedmeister on February 28, 2012, 09:05:08 PM
must admit its girl thing up north too you can tell a sheffield girl from a barnsley girl, the sheffield girl has her tattoo's spelt correctly :punk:
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: coman37 on February 28, 2012, 09:30:17 PM
difference between an Essex girl and a fridge ??


The fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out!!!

Coman
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: Winston Smith on February 28, 2012, 10:37:32 PM
How can you tell if an Essex girl has been in your fridge? By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: Lonewolf on February 28, 2012, 11:30:12 PM
How come Nigel is getting all this stick when he's just joined the forum, shouldn't we wait a week or two first?  :biker3:
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: O.C. on February 29, 2012, 07:51:51 AM
at least he now feels part of the community  :banana:
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: nigelp on February 29, 2012, 09:06:50 AM
It seems we have a lot of wannabe comedians amongst the members!

I'm glad to see you're not holding back on my adopted county's notoriety.

Keep it up.

All the best.

Nigel
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: Kwikasfuki on February 29, 2012, 09:40:29 AM
Quote from: nigelp on February 29, 2012, 09:06:50 AM
It seems we have a lot of wannabe comedians amongst the members!

I'm glad to see you're not holding back on my adopted county's notoriety.

Keep it up.

All the best.

Nigel

:mfr_lol:

We'll be back to taking the piss out of bradford soon.. Normal service will be resumed!
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: Boomer on February 29, 2012, 12:13:23 PM
Welcome Nigel.
Yeah, they are all a bunch of piss takers but mostly good humoured.
Those that aren't we just throw rotten fruit at.  :banana:
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: Rusty on March 07, 2012, 12:01:04 PM
Ah now ... throwing rotten fruit .... there is no north / south divide with that old sport ... lock up the bad guys in the stocks and get your shitty fruit out .... what a good days entertainment  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: ANOTHER ESSEX NEWBIE
Post by: Winston Smith on March 07, 2012, 04:12:23 PM
Agreed!

In that case

What do Bradford girls use for protection during sex? Bus shelters.