Kawasaki 1400 GTR

Off Topic => General Discussion => Topic started by: Lonewolf on February 23, 2012, 11:13:31 PM

Title: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: Lonewolf on February 23, 2012, 11:13:31 PM
It seemed like a good idea at the time!!   :mfr_lol:


(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s139/Jaffa_Cake101/Fingers/GTRonBeach.jpg)
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: 2kwacks on February 24, 2012, 09:11:41 AM
dose that include my zzr :whistling:well let me think! this won't take a minute :wink: where did we go recently where the grip was not so good and we where all  :sweatdrop:ing :wink:
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: slane on February 24, 2012, 12:59:32 PM
 :huh:  ..... oh hang on it will come to me eventually ....... maybe 100mileaway can advise  :innocent:
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: BigAlan on February 24, 2012, 01:17:43 PM
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch

Was where.

Alan
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: Boomer on February 24, 2012, 03:34:28 PM
On the GTR1000, across a field, at a bike rally.
I didn't see the 1' wide 1' deep trench until I rode into it at a 45 degree angle.
After that I decided to park the bike on the hardstanding.
Got to watch several others do the same thing until the rally organisers, at several peoples insistence, taped off the trench.

Other than that I once followed a snow plough into it's depot as couldn't go anywhere else due to 3'+ deep snow.
They were very helpful. Helped me get off the bike (trousers had frozen) and stood me in front of a radiator and fed me tea to warm me up.
When the next plough headed out to Munich about an hour later I followed and the bike nearly made it to the office.
After that I said "sod this" and stayed at a friends until the snow melted.
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: 100milesaway on February 24, 2012, 05:06:06 PM
 
Quote from: slane on February 24, 2012, 12:59:32 PM
:huh:  ..... oh hang on it will come to me eventually ....... maybe 100mileaway can advise  :innocent:
:huh: Cant imagine what ya gettin at :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: 100milesaway on February 24, 2012, 05:12:30 PM
Quote from: Lonewolf on February 23, 2012, 11:13:31 PM
It seemed like a good idea at the time!!   :mfr_lol:


(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s139/Jaffa_Cake101/Fingers/GTRonBeach.jpg)
Ya know Mr Wolf I'm worried about you. I think you need to see someone.   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                                                                     A Psychiatrist :wacko:
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: 2kwacks on February 24, 2012, 08:20:15 PM
dose parking you bike count :smiley:
(http://i335.photobucket.com/albums/m474/02zx7r/softtwat.jpg) :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: slane on February 24, 2012, 09:13:18 PM
It may not be a Gtr but this was def a bit of a stupid place to take a bike, it on the ides of march rally held in Tordmorden at the shepards rest inn ...... needless to say i didnt ride it home i abandoned it for a couple days

Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: slane on February 24, 2012, 09:14:47 PM
ok here is the pic i meant to post ........damn i hate computers  :hammer:
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: O.C. on February 24, 2012, 10:20:56 PM
I took my lovely 2009 GTR here, and P/Xd it for a Fkn BMW....DOH

http://www.bmwbikes.co.uk/new-bikes/   
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: slane on February 24, 2012, 10:26:02 PM
 :oops: now that really was a stupid thing to do you dip :shit:    :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: O.C. on February 25, 2012, 08:40:40 AM
Quote from: slane on February 24, 2012, 10:26:02 PM
:oops: now that really was a stupid thing to do you dip :shit:    :mfr_lol:

IT WAS.... :mfr_lol: :mfr_lol: :mfr_lol: :mfr_lol: :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: SirToU on February 25, 2012, 09:51:53 AM
some might say Motogymkhana Course!!  :-)

I disagree......

Neil

ps. notice Satnav - to find my way around  :-)

Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: Lonewolf on February 25, 2012, 10:59:37 AM
Ok, my wife says I have to come clean. I didn't really take the GTR on a beach, that would be really daft!  :whistling:

Its a careful bit of photoshopping! I'm sure most of you realised that anyhow, apart from 100milesaway, he's 64 ya know.


:mfr_lol:
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: SirToU on February 25, 2012, 01:21:08 PM
You mean you carefully removed your tracks and footprints! Now I get it.

:-)
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: viper on February 25, 2012, 06:50:58 PM
Quote from: Lonewolf on February 25, 2012, 10:59:37 AM
Ok, my wife says I have to come clean. I didn't really take the GTR on a beach, that would be really daft!  :whistling:

Its a careful bit of photoshopping! I'm sure most of you realised that anyhow, apart from 100milesaway, he's 64 ya know.


:mfr_lol:

thats a very good bit of photoshopping ,fooled me  the shadows look realistic, i think the pic is real !

if you are good with the photoshop would you have made a more outrageous situation, a beach seems a bit tame.
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: 100milesaway on February 25, 2012, 07:37:03 PM
Quote from: Lonewolf on February 25, 2012, 10:59:37 AM
Ok, my wife says I have to come clean. I didn't really take the GTR on a beach, that would be really daft!  :whistling:

Its a careful bit of photoshopping! I'm sure most of you realised that anyhow, apart from 100milesaway, he's 64 ya
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: 100milesaway on February 25, 2012, 07:39:57 PM
Quote from: 100milesaway on February 25, 2012, 07:37:03 PM
Quote from: Lonewolf on February 25, 2012, 10:59:37 AM
Ok, my wife says I have to come clean. I didn't really take the GTR on a beach, that would be really daft!  :whistling:

Its a careful bit of photoshopping! I'm sure most of you realised that anyhow, apart from 100milesaway, he's 64 ya
doh  :wacko:
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: Lonewolf on February 26, 2012, 03:01:44 AM
Viper, I'm still learning how to use Photoshop. The shadow looks real because it is real, I lifted that off the original photo as well.  :mfr_lol:

Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: viper on February 26, 2012, 11:25:59 AM
Your mission, should you choose to accept it  :ninja:

Photoshop a GTR in the new zzr1400 green and black colours, would love to see how it looks  :ohplease:
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: Lonewolf on February 26, 2012, 11:47:28 AM
I'll have a go, remember I am new to photoshop.
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: Mogster on February 26, 2012, 12:10:04 PM
'Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?'..... North Wales!!!!! :hammer:
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: Kwikasfuki on February 26, 2012, 04:42:14 PM
There was that time when I was following my sat nav and the stupid thing though the GTR could go up a 70 degree mud track. It was a right pain to turn it around as well
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: Mogster on February 26, 2012, 07:31:47 PM
Quote from: Kwikasfuki on February 26, 2012, 04:42:14 PM
There was that time when I was following my sat nav and the stupid thing though the GTR could go up a 70 degree mud track. It was a right pain to turn it around as well

seriously...you believed your sat-nav... my garmin is without question a bloody menace!!! :no:........ Look a French Goat track, Mogs would love to go there 'in 200 meters turn right'........ ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!  :gun_bandana:
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: mecki on February 26, 2012, 07:38:06 PM
The worst my sat nav ever did to me was on the way from Zeebrugge to a job interview in Luxemburg.
I suddenly found myself in the middle of Brussels and ended up being 2 hours late.
Needless to say that I didn't get the job. :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: Boomer on February 27, 2012, 12:44:14 PM
If you trust your SatNav completely you deserve everything you get.  :mfr_lol:
I trust mine about as far as I can spit it.

On a long trip I always plan the route in my head beforehand.
The SatNav is mostly useful in the towns or the last few miles of a journey.
I've followed people who spent more time watching their SatNav than the road ahead.
I've watched people try to go up muddy dirt tracks because their SatNav said so.  :no:

No more! On the bike I carry paper maps of the area I'm going to.
If something takes me off the planned route I rely on road signs and a sense of direction.
If I am still stuck, then out comes the phone and Google Maps.
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: Lonewolf on February 27, 2012, 12:53:56 PM
Sat Nav's are the best invention since sliced bread.
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: O.C. on February 27, 2012, 01:13:03 PM
I don't need to watch mine, its easy to listen to it as I'm riding.

George makes a good point though, as I agree that anyone travelling should first research their route on a map, in order to gain some perception of where their destination is.

If you set a Sat Nav incorrectly it may well advise you to use roads/lanes that aren't appropriate, mine has never taken me down a 'farm track' that I didn't want to be on 
Title: Re: Where's the daftest place you've taken the GTR?
Post by: Rusty on February 27, 2012, 03:00:36 PM
I love my Sat Nav too ... but ALWAYS have a big map book with me when I am away ... just in case, and it's good to get that "overall picture" ...  you know what I mean. :smiley: