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Off Topic => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ziderman on February 04, 2012, 10:17:38 AM

Title: How to start a brawl..
Post by: Ziderman on February 04, 2012, 10:17:38 AM
Last evening, we , that's me couple mates went to see local tribute band to ZZ top , they are very good & seen them few times before. In the audience are two guys with Harley jackets on & one with Bridgewater Chapter of hells twats on his back...we knew they were there , you know the unwashed smell etc when you walk in.....
My mate at interval goes to the Bog comes back & starts drying his hands on the back on one of there jackets...
"Grease ball turns around to see wondering what the Feks going on...
"Sorry" said my Mick the mate..Big bloke is Mick.
"I just been for a shit & was looking for something suitable to dry my hands on "....
Rest of us just cracked up...poor little grease balls did not know what to do with themselves.....despite there appearance the Bridgewater Chapter hardly the hardest of guys as there all on Zimmers, so was was fairly sure if it kicked off we would be ok..
Brilliant moment though. :biker3:
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: Lonewolf on February 04, 2012, 06:05:12 PM
You dont mess with the Marines, nor ex Marines. I could tell you a story about a fight some of our Bobbies once had with a number of Marines, it wasn't pretty. :2guns:
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: pembsgtr on February 04, 2012, 06:30:52 PM
The "Olde Bootnecks" now they are the people to have at your shoulder and on your side if you get into a bit of a rumble Having been based in Plymouth have seen a good bit of it going on too.
Other big kick off was in Gibraltar was a group of US Navy Seals in a club strutting there stuff, along staggered a rather drunken Matelot into their midst with an ashtray balanced on his nose and clapping his hands together doing a good impression of a sealion. All hell let loose, drunken sailors laid waste to the Navy Seals   :tank:
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: Rusty on February 04, 2012, 07:32:50 PM
Royal Marine Commandos ..... just the best  :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: Mogster on February 04, 2012, 07:33:29 PM
12 years as a Doorman  :gunsmilie: ah those were the days  :innocent:
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: Mogster on February 04, 2012, 07:35:28 PM
Quote from: Rusty on February 04, 2012, 07:32:50 PM
Royal Marine Commandos ..... just the best  :clap: :clap:

Pffft... navy boys with guns...soft as puppy pooh....  :mfr_lol: ...
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: Ziderman on February 05, 2012, 06:00:47 AM
Yer x 42comando here ! Yep Plym always best. Union street.
Me mate last night I served with. We've ended up Living in same area. Not good mix some times.
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: O.C. on February 05, 2012, 11:12:21 AM
here ya go  :banana:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu23TxR89II[/b]
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: Rusty on February 05, 2012, 11:16:40 AM
That is excellent ... there are some clever sponsors out there ! :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: Lonewolf on February 05, 2012, 02:20:26 PM
Like it, gotta admit that'd be intimidating, you walk into the cinema to watch bambi and see all those hardcore bikers.
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: Ziderman on February 05, 2012, 07:59:58 PM
You'll never believe this but I watched Bambi all the way through this morning. My woman got two young girls. So while sitting here This
Morning that's what they stuck in the DVD. Had me in tears I can tell you.
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: Lonewolf on February 05, 2012, 08:12:18 PM
How spooky is that, I always thought I was telepathetic. :yes:
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: Winston Smith on February 05, 2012, 08:29:07 PM
Forget the 'tele' bit Steve!
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: Lonewolf on February 05, 2012, 09:23:05 PM
Quote from: Winston Smith on February 05, 2012, 08:29:07 PM
Forget the 'tele' bit Steve!

Its a good job you out rank me.  :mfr_lol:
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: Winston Smith on February 05, 2012, 09:31:02 PM
Not for much longer!
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: 100milesaway on February 05, 2012, 09:34:30 PM
Quote from: Ziderman on February 05, 2012, 07:59:58 PM
You'll never believe this but I watched Bambi all the way through this morning. My woman got two young girls. So while sitting here This
Morning that's what they stuck in the DVD. Had me in tears I can tell you.
YA TART :cry:
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: Boomer on February 06, 2012, 01:22:22 PM
I've hear he is a bit of a Ranker.  :whistling: :wink:
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: Ziderman on February 07, 2012, 08:44:07 PM
QuoteI've hear he is a bit of a Ranker.  :whistling: :wink:
Here is that like saying some one is a bit of a Runt , using r instead of C....or am I thinking along the wrong lines here....
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: mecki on February 08, 2012, 12:42:06 PM
Quote from: Ziderman on February 07, 2012, 08:44:07 PM
Here is that like saying some one is a bit of a Runt , using r instead of C....or am I thinking along the wrong lines here....

Well, if you reckon trying to start a brawl in a pub is funny you might be right there.  :stupid:
Title: Re: How to start a brawl..
Post by: Ziderman on February 08, 2012, 08:29:47 PM
QuoteWell, if you reckon trying to start a brawl in a pub is funny you might be right there. 

Oh bloody hell aren't we so dam goody too shoes...zzzzzzzzzz  :asshole:

Going to get told off for poor grammar & spelling again now...