Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure..'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it..'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes,The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'
That sounds just like my Dad! :mfr_lol:
Quote from: Lonewolf on February 04, 2012, 09:16:13 AM
That sounds just like my Dad! :mfr_lol:
That sounds like ME :help:
Reminds me of the old couple attending the doctor for a check up.
Doctor says to the old chap, "I need a sample of your urine, stools and blood"
Deaf as a post the old boy says "WHAT?"
The doctor repeats his request "I said I need a sample of your urine, stools and blood"
Again the old chap asks "WHAT?"
A third request is made before his wife turns to him and says "You deaf old goat, just give the doctor your underpants"