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Started by Macskwak, January 19, 2017, 12:30:31 PM

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Macskwak

Was just thinking,having been to japan and knowing how anal they are about everything having to be right,how is it there are so many design flaws on our bikes.
The tyre valve cant be accessed without 90degree adapters,the cam position sensor o rings being too small and leaking on to the headers, the rust prone rear of the tank, the brake discs being made out of chocolate and warping, the ignition switch sticking cos its spring is too small/weak, the windscreen mechanism bracket snapping cos its too thin, the shock adjuster seizing up in no time,condensation inside the clocks,the ever increasing cost of bananas its amazing they still sell.
Yet ironically id never be without mine. How weird is that?  :biker3: :clap:
Baby blade ,rt1100,CB1300 and the best yet gtr1400 😁😁😁👌
It's all in the wrist you know 😏😏👀

Wookie

January 19, 2017, 02:36:26 PM #1 Last Edit: January 21, 2017, 10:16:51 AM by Wookie
Not weird Mack at all...
Its being called a BIKER ... we love to tinker fiddle tweak fettle an fix .
Also we wouldn't have superb sites like this for referable and banter etc .
Look at WMB. Their strive for perfection like honda have produced some of the most bland and boring machines in history (and they break a shit load more )
Motorcyclists like boring and bland .. BIKERS see imperfections a challenge and charismatic
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And like kipass  post ..if ya divvent waggle it shuv it in an oot and never give it some lube ... it breaks and goes limp  :mfr_lol:

Macskwak

Lol wook ya nt wrong bud im waggling and lubeing mine all the time n me missus is reet glad o it tee haha
Baby blade ,rt1100,CB1300 and the best yet gtr1400 😁😁😁👌
It's all in the wrist you know 😏😏👀

O.C.

BE KIND...


ROG .

snowy

Back on track, think it's known as built in obsolescence! You can't build something that lasts forever as you'd make no money from service and repairs!
Build the best you can and let the design trainees loose on a few bits for limited lifetime!
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.


Dick Snow.

Wookie

January 21, 2017, 10:15:05 AM #5 Last Edit: January 21, 2017, 10:15:44 AM by Wookie
Quote from: O.C. on January 19, 2017, 07:56:07 PM
smutty buggers  :mfr_lol:   
Sorry Dad xx
:mfr_lol:

StickyOne

If this were a car forum I'd be singing the praises of Volvo.
They rarely get it wrong with design.
And talk about over-engineering! Everything is made to last and last.
It can be done and should be done but in our throw-away culture of today it rarely is done.
But the Volvo isn't as fun to drive as the GTR is to ride, so Kawasaki have got something right.

Macskwak

True but in a forty mile an hour crash id rather be in a volvo 😂
Baby blade ,rt1100,CB1300 and the best yet gtr1400 😁😁😁👌
It's all in the wrist you know 😏😏👀

Wookie

Mack ya daft bugga ..in a forty mile an hour crash ah would prefer to be watching SOME bugger else in a volvo haveing a shunt lol  :mfr_lol:

Macskwak

Lol true. Actually clarkson broke his thumb in a forty mile an hour crash on top gear n that was a big volvo. Maybe yer right wook 😁👍
O and oc it IS round two sadly. Hohum never rains but it pours 😏
Baby blade ,rt1100,CB1300 and the best yet gtr1400 😁😁😁👌
It's all in the wrist you know 😏😏👀

O.C.

My lovely Gill and myself had a superb Sunday lunch at the brilliant Simonstone Hall Hotel last Sunday......this is where Clarkson could have broken a thumb by punching a Top Gear producer (or whatever he was/is)       


http://simonstonehall.com   
BE KIND...


ROG .

Wookie

OMG they let YOU on there ...wow  :mfr_lol: :innocent: xx

pross

Looks so so.
Is this for another GTR meeting  :whistling:
Pross

O.C.

Quote from: pross on January 24, 2017, 07:32:31 PM
Looks so so.
Is this for another GTR meeting  :whistling:


Blimey Pross, is that your idea of "so so"    :whistling:   
BE KIND...


ROG .

pross

Quote from: O.C. on January 24, 2017, 09:06:41 PM

Blimey Pross, is that your idea of "so so"    :whistling:   

Tongue 👅 in cheek mate :mfr_lol: :mfr_lol: it looks stunning
Pross