The force of the GTR

[Kylinski]

Tumble dryers. May the spin be with you!

Come on then, what's the tumble drier gag? 

[pross]

Damn Tony, yer diet worked wonders! <LOL>

I wish boomer I wish  my biggest problem is food and drink 

[pross]

Cracking 
But fek me wor lass promised she wudnt wear that oot side the cave .  And wots she doing pose in for pics Pross !!!

Is it wor lass I didn't know she wouldn't remove the helmet  .
I told you this is a friendly site 

[O.C.]

Come on then, what's the tumble drier gag? 

Long running topic       

http://www.gtr1400.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=4947.msg67113#msg67113

[Kylinski]

 

[zedmeister]

  ya daft buggers,      

Thats why this forum is sooooooooooo appealing to the mentally challenged 1400GTR Fraternity.   

That reminds me Wook where are you mate not heard anything from you for a whole 5 minutes 

[Wookie]

Divvent panic Zed ...WoOk us here 


In a galaxy far far away O.Yoda.C was trying out his new HOTPOINT hover skoota .. but princess Leah new were his HOTPOINT had been
And it wasn't in a galaxy far far away.
The rebuttal angered O.Yoda. C...and rode his hotpoint so hard .... he singed his hands and the flux capacitor shorted out .
Leaving him without  his favorite star fighter pyjamas ..all soggy from a dodgy re entry to planet  EWOK .
A new flux  capacitor was needed ... but non available from The Hotuspointus solar system .
The leader of the Hotuspointus said .. sorry your flatulence we ain't got any .. and it's probably not cover under the steller  warranty.
And our one and only transwarp cargo carrier was shot down by Imperial Star Ti fighters
This left him a twisted bitter old fella .. soggy drawers .. no hotpoint .. and no princess .
So he decided to turn his back on technology and went back to the quaint and nearly forgotten art of the WASHING LINE !!!
The force is with O.Yoda.C .... 2 forces they were all dressed in blue ... caught red handed smuggling contraband air dries.
The penalty is put in CARBONITE  and his assets FROZEN .
At a stroke ... from HOTPOINT to chilly willy .
Sad ..so Sad

[O.C.]

Thats why this forum is sooooooooooo appealing to the mentally challenged 1400GTR Fraternity.   

That reminds me Wook where are you mate not heard anything from you for a whole 5 minutes 

    

Divvent panic Zed ...WoOk us here 


In a galaxy far far away O.Yoda.C was trying out his new HOTPOINT hover skoota .. but princess Leah new were his HOTPOINT had been
And it wasn't in a galaxy far far away.
The rebuttal angered O.Yoda. C...and rode his hotpoint so hard .... he singed his hands and the flux capacitor shorted out .
Leaving him without  his favorite star fighter pyjamas ..all soggy from a dodgy re entry to planet  EWOK .
A new flux  capacitor was needed ... but non available from The Hotuspointus solar system .
The leader of the Hotuspointus said .. sorry your flatulence we ain't got any .. and it's probably not cover under the steller  warranty.
And our one and only transwarp cargo carrier was shot down by Imperial Star Ti fighters
This left him a twisted bitter old fella .. soggy drawers .. no hotpoint .. and no princess .
So he decided to turn his back on technology and went back to the quaint and nearly forgotten art of the WASHING LINE !!!
The force is with O.Yoda.C .... 2 forces they were all dressed in blue ... caught red handed smuggling contraband air dries.
The penalty is put in CARBONITE  and his assets FROZEN .
At a stroke ... from HOTPOINT to chilly willy .
Sad ..so Sad

BTW my middle name aint Yoda Wooks, nor do I have pointed lugs or big knockers,  and I  dont have a Scottish dialect, .....well not as we know it (Jim) ........see what I did there       

Beam me up  Wookie      

[Macskwak]

Its why i keep coming back to this forum 

[Wookie]

O.M.G apols HUGE apols .  WoOk shouldn't post when shit faced ... quaffed a bottle of malt last nite ... funny tho you don't get hangivers on malt ..reet off to do some more packing .
Not sure on the pointy ears oh sage one 

[SirToU]

Nice, but are you implying you are Darth Vadars Wingman?  ;-)



Neil

[Boomer]

Interesting story, but surely coming from Wookie it should have been
"Waaaaaa, wuueeeerrrr, WEAHHHHGGGHHH!"

[virginiajim]

Speaking of Wookies, Star Wars, and Storm Troopers...went out and saw Rogue 1 last night.  I was ok with it until the bit on them accessing the data in the tower.   I just had to shake my head on what they used for the data unit and how they needed to access it.  I'm an IBM IT person and what they showed was quite laughable considering what we had in the 90's in the way of automated tape libraries vs how they were depicting it on the movie (in the very far future).

[zedmeister]

weshin line al av thee know wen i wor a lad it wer clothes hoss.

[Wookie]

Wook is nae buggas wingman .. ah hev more evading tactics than a slippery squirrel 
Aye Jim at least it wasn't WMB software ..or hardware ...the rebellion wud be weel stuffed ..
And who mentioned weshin lines like marra ??