Lottery win

[Macskwak]

So youve just been declared a lottery winner and now your worth 5 million spondarinis. Whats your next move?
Be creative guys. The best answer wins my old rear shocker 👍😃
No no please i insist. your very kind 😃

[PRD]

Buy an eco mobile.

[Macskwak]

What a zimmer frame 

[O.C.]

Spend half on wine bikes and parties.....waste the rest     

[Wookie]

Buy you a NEW Ohlins tx shock and cartridges for the front ...but more important pay ya to get rid of ya krappy auld shocker 

[virginiajim]

Spend half on wine bikes and parties.....waste the rest     

I'm with this guy...you party animal you.  We'll need Charlie747 as well.

[Wookie]

Then get shit faced .. a lot ... bugger off to sunny climes .... different bikes for different moods ... trade the wife in ... for 2 black labradors ..... buy a large Scottish island .. with SERIOUS beach defences ..to keep now ex wife out  ..... look into serious sp9nser ship for up and coming mc racers road and track
Then .. ride off and wander the globe

[Macskwak]

Then get shit faced .. a lot ... bugger off to sunny climes .... different bikes for different moods ... trade the wife in ... for 2 black labradors ..... buy a large Scottish island .. with SERIOUS beach defences ..to keep now ex wife out  ..... look into serious sp9nser ship for up and coming mc racers road and track
Then .. ride off and wander the globe

Erm does mrs wook actually read this forum?  well the multi bike thing is a must and why the hell a scottish island  it only ever rains there. How bout a thai island instead. Lot cheaper n much nicer weather.
Wook you can have my shocker as a reminder of when you werent rich lol.

[Wookie]

Errr no she doesn't phew 
Scottish island would keep me kids away 
Have you ever seen an aged Thai lady ?? Not good 
If Mrs WoOk ever did read the forum ..ah wouldn't need ya shock to remind of being sk8nt p
Lawyers wud see to that pmsl 

[Macskwak]

Ooo been there already pal not nice   

[Wookie]

 ...now ya know why she ain't reading this 
Girly labradors are better 

[Lonewolf]

Give PRD a million squid on the proviso he turns up to next years GTR meet on a BMW K1600 fully adorned in every conceivable item of BMW clothing and he has to get the word BMW in, in every other sentence he speaks.


Oh and he can only drink German beer from a Stein and in the evening he has to wear lederhosen and yodel. 


Yep, that'd do it for me. (The frightening thing is I didn't have to even put any thought into that). 






Never trust predictive text.

[O.C.]

 Doesn't he already do a bit of thigh slapping whilst wearing his lederhosen

And predictive spelling really does make me laugh Steve....I'm thinking your post should have read adorned not adjourned,........I like adjourned better....      

[Lonewolf]

Yes, adorned is what I said......

[Boomer]

Retire.
Buy a 4 week spa holiday somewhere hot for those friends who don't fancy joining the rest of us on a 4 week motorcycle tour of the US and Canada. Whilst over there get a Russell saddle made for the 1400.
On my return buy a  house with outbuildings so I can start several bike projects including a Streetfighter GTR1000 and a Skooby WRX based quad.