Made me choke on my Gin and tonic

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Someone just posted this on my zzr1200 site , ive substituted the CBR word to BMW as its so much more relevant on this site , enjoy!


My ex came to me the other week asking if i could help her make a baby? I said you left me for a BMW rider 8 years ago, called me names and showed everybody the vids now you want me to get you pregnant. She said i was wrong, but jerry doesn't want kids she said, im 39 and before i am 40 i want to be pregnant. What could i say, i fucked her every which way 7days 24hours, over 6 months in every position known to man. No luck, but she rang me on Boxing day asking if i could try again, so being me i said yes not a problem, didn't have the heart to tell her i had a vasectomy four years ago, but i am trying. I have suggested i bring a few brothers in, any volunteers

[Charlie747]

 

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I had one in 89.  Give her my number please.  #BR549. . .   (From Hee Haw tv show.)



FWIW, I do miss my ZZR1200.  Like the C14 but more radical feeling with carbs...  Had to own one to understand, right?... tp

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I had one in 89.  Give her my number please.  #BR549. . .   (From Hee Haw tv show.)



FWIW, I do miss my ZZR1200.  Like the C14 but more radical feeling with carbs...  Had to own one to understand, right?... tp

anyone else here confused?

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I forgot I was on a UK site.  Hee Haw was a comedy/musical TV show based around country/hillbilly charecters.  One was JR Samples, the big guy on the left end of the pic.  He was always selling things on the show and always gave his phone number, BR549.  Made sense to me. A sample of Samples. . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xhTomqDTzE