Bloody Weather

[Boomer]

I've never got lost yet on a motorway. 

Try to navigate the Lyon motorway "ring road" without a SatNav.
I don't like SatNavs but that is a right 
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/Beaune,+France/Valence,+France/@45.7176968,4.9522393,11z/data=!4m19!4m18!1m10!1m1!1s0x47f2f344cd583ffb:0xba8cf496643eff53!2m2!1d4.840004!2d47.02603!3m4!1m2!1d5.0956614!2d45.7349705!3s0x47f4c9309d03221d:0xcc67cca6f7210d49!1m5!1m1!1s0x47f55799c63221c7:0x408ab2ae4bfb580!2m2!1d4.89236!2d44.933393!3e0
None of the junctions are even remotely intuitive and the signposting is shockingly bad.
Easiest route is the A6/A7 straight through the middle of Lyon but you WILL get stuck in traffic and the lanes are too narrow to be able to filter.

[Debs]

Try to navigate the Lyon motorway "ring road" without a SatNav.
I don't like SatNavs but that is a right 
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/Beaune,+France/Valence,+France/@45.7176968,4.9522393,11z/data=!4m19!4m18!1m10!1m1!1s0x47f2f344cd583ffb:0xba8cf496643eff53!2m2!1d4.840004!2d47.02603!3m4!1m2!1d5.0956614!2d45.7349705!3s0x47f4c9309d03221d:0xcc67cca6f7210d49!1m5!1m1!1s0x47f55799c63221c7:0x408ab2ae4bfb580!2m2!1d4.89236!2d44.933393!3e0
None of the junctions are even remotely intuitive and the signposting is shockingly bad.
Easiest route is the A6/A7 straight through the middle of Lyon but you WILL get stuck in traffic and the lanes are too narrow to be able to filter.

And Paris...

Steve isn't allowed out of the UK on his bike 

[Lonewolf]

Not until I'm older anyway.