POLITE Motorbike waistcoat

[Charlie747]

Charlie !!!! Don't think there is much protein in that bacon sarnie !!   Steve .. Iv'e told you before about sorting your facebook account !

We'll have to fill you up @ The Belfry...............you're looking under nourished 

[Bryn]

Ps .. Bryn ... a close colleague of mine always carries a set of bungee straps for that very purpose  !!

One of my old colleagues had a Honda 70 a few years back, and travelled backwards and forwards to work on it,  the route included a bit of countryside, a 70 limit Dual carriageway, and one junction of the M1 to get to Police HQ... one day he left early to pick up a christmas present for his youngster from Toys R Us, and strapped it on the back... a full sized basket ball net and back board 

[Boomer]

I saw guy in London with an 8' plank bungeed to the back of his C50.
I followed for about 15 mins but eventually he hit the back of a car with the plank.
I stuck around as a witness, gave my statement to the Polite  and got to watch whilst one of the Politemen  explained to the C50 rider the errors of his ways.
Amazingly after collecting his paperwork for the unsafe load charge, the idiot made to ride off again with the plank still on.
Mr nice Politeman  again explained in a somewhat heated discussion that Mr C50 could not ride with the plank on the bike.
It ended with Mr C50 in cuffs in the back of the Politecar 
Some people are just too stupid to be allowed out in public.

[Lonewolf]

Sounds like a daft bugger who deserved the bracelets.

[Charlie747]

I saw guy in London with an 8' plank bungeed to the back of his C50.
I followed for about 15 mins but eventually he hit the back of a car with the plank.
I stuck around as a witness, gave my statement to the Polite  and got to watch whilst one of the Politemen  explained to the C50 rider the errors of his ways.
Amazingly after collecting his paperwork for the unsafe load charge, the idiot made to ride off again with the plank still on.
Mr nice Politeman  again explained in a somewhat heated discussion that Mr C50 could not ride with the plank on the bike.
It ended with Mr C50 in cuffs in the back of the Politecar 
Some people are just too stupid to be allowed out in public.

[Boomer]

As I have explained to a friend on many occasions:
If you get mouthy with the Police, expect to spend time in cuffs/cell before being released.
Personally I find simple courtesy and honesty will get you a bolloxing rather than a ticket 9 times out of 10.
Not that I have managed 10 yet, but then I also have a clean licence.