When I die

[O.C.]

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.

I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell my bikes."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure that you would probably remarry and I don't want some other asshole riding my bike."

She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

[100milesaway]

I asked my mate what he would he like to hear somebody say about him as they looked into his open coffin just before they nailed the lid on, he replied that he would like to hear someone shout,                                                    whooo,     he's still breathing .

[2kwacks]

Rog.. if you pop your clogs it would be! ..  but can I have first dibs on your kh500.. please

[100milesaway]

And I will put my name on the purple one languishing in the rev shed, if ya dont mind.  I thank you .

[virginiajim]

I've instructed my wife to not have a 'normal' funeral.  I'm going to be cremated and I want the ashes in two large Chock Full of Nuts coffee cans instead of a pricey urn.  I don't want any religious figures at my wake, instead I want someone to read my life's history (I'll have written up beforehand) so the people attending know something about me and not all this religious mumbo jumbo that means nothing to anyone in the room.  Riders attending must be in gear and ride a bike to the funeral.  No suits allowed for those not riding.  Late 60's and early 70's rock music will be played instead of religious music  and beer will be served in moderation along with choice snacks.  As far as the bike(s) go, my survivors can do with them what they will.  I hardly think I'll be concerned about it in that condition.

I've arrived at rider's funerals in gear before (I was the only one).  Didn't make sense to me to arrive in a car and suit.  I knew the individuals as riders and that was the way I showed my respect.

[Debs]

I've instructed my wife to not have a 'normal' funeral.  I'm going to be cremated and I want the ashes in two large Chock Full of Nuts coffee cans instead of a pricey urn.  I don't want any religious figures at my wake, instead I want someone to read my life's history (I'll have written up beforehand) so the people attending know something about me and not all this religious mumbo jumbo that means nothing to anyone in the room.  Riders attending must be in gear and ride a bike to the funeral.  No suits allowed for those not riding.  Late 60's and early 70's rock music will be played instead of religious music  and beer will be served in moderation along with choice snacks.  As far as the bike(s) go, my survivors can do with them what they will.  I hardly think I'll be concerned about it in that condition.

I've arrived at rider's funerals in gear before (I was the only one).  Didn't make sense to me to arrive in a car and suit.  I knew the individuals as riders and that was the way I showed my respect.

Thats just how I want to go.. No religious stuff for this Atheist..   

[100milesaway]

Thats just how I want to go.. No religious stuff for this Atheist..   

Amen

[virginiajim]

 

[pistole]

- yeah ! in full gear !!!

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[Boomer]

I've told Ella that they are to use whatever they like from my body for the treatment of others, or for science.
Burn the rest up and sprinkle the ashes where our cats are buried.
As for the Wake (no funeral!!) whoever wants to can turn up and tilt a few.
They can wear as much or as little as they like of whatever they like.

I'm sure she will ignore most of this but I will be dead so will not give a   

[SirToU]

They don't make bio-degradable bikes yet, so I can't have my wish... my bikes are buried with me.

I guess I'll just have to nip off to Egypt and have a big shed built for me in the shape of a pyrimid.  :-)


Neil

[Winston Smith]

None religious celebration of my life.
Cremation followed by ashes in a weather balloon then released so I can reach all four corners of the world and maybe a little part of me will achieve my childhood ambition of going into space

[O.C.]

None religious celebration of my life.
Cremation followed by ashes in a weather balloon then released so I can reach all four corners of the world and maybe a little part of me will achieve my childhood ambition of going into space

Then you can be truly spaced out Chris

I would like to be buried with my bikes, so I reckon I'd better ring my mate with the Plant Hire business and book a 3CX now, they'll need it to dig that size of grave