Nok12rs' Last Post

[Nok12rs]

Thank  I hear you cry.   

Thank you all verymuch. It has been really good for me (if,clearly not always for you).  I can now drive with bearable shoulder pain ( thank God for power steering) and lift a bag of sugar.

Legs so much improved that I was able to swing one over a bike recently. So, I can look forward to riding again before too long.

The writing and reading of posts has been very therapeutic. Thank you for, in the main, your goodwill and friendly forbearance. 

I wish you all the best of fun but uneventful riding  on your great steeds and leave you this as a farewell gift.

Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.  She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.

So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.'
The woman did as she was told.
'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room..'
Again the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.'
So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'
Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse.'

f you have already heard it 


 
 
 

[2kwacks]

sorry to hear thats your last post. but wish you luck with the next bike you choose. hope the spill dose not put you off bikes completely happens to the best of us, anyone that says otherwise is telling "porkies pies" and not doing themselves any favors. where all human, so prone to make mistakes. you were lucky and got away with your mistake, ok it was costly but it's only money and by the way you discribed the incident, I'm sure you realise you got of very lightly. anyway good luck and ride safe

[Ziderman]

Stay on board mate..your still a Biker....I did that when got rid last FJR...said I had jumped ship. But they still posted stay here. Did piss them off in end though as kept ranting about how good GTR was ....lol

[100milesaway]

Oh Mister Nok come on now, would it not be a better idea than just saying goodbye, to get yourself fit, get yourself a GTR. Then get yourself back on here, and if you so desire talk  Just like we ALL do at times. Good luck and safe biking.    Geoff

[Ziderman]

Fact is you could come on here & never even been on a motor bike. Who would know....

[Nok12rs]

2Kwaks, Ziderman and 100 miles,

Thank you very much for your kind wishes - and apologies for my delayed response- they were really appreciated- the spirit of the biker fraternity is alive and well and Amen to that.
 
Now,the thing is, I have really have plotted my gtr forum copy book beyond redemption:

I may post a photo of a slab sided, over weight old fashioned non chic ..........................................................................

.....bloke (moi) standing beside ............................... ...............

...............a K1300GT E.E.     I can hear it now   she is a Jan 2011 with 8,600 miles,. Great inner bags.

You see, for some inexplicable reason    I could not get back on another beautiful  Kwak 14 ...............

Maybe I will pass by during your summer get together     

All the best guys and be safe.

Brendan

[Nok12rs]

Now,the thing is, I have really have plotted my gtr forum copy book beyond redemption:


..........................BLOTTED!!!!!!!!!!!      engage proof reader before posting 

[Lonewolf]

Hi, long time no hear. Glad you finally got sorted out with two wheels. Watch out for those sudden corners. 

[Nok12rs]

  Thanks Mr Wolf    I have been reading accounts and watching films here of your great northern rides. I must get up there.  Who needs Europe?

Having said that, I am planning a north/mid west France 5 day with a mate (Beamer } for 15th May. If that goes well. lookout up there  I'm a comin'

[O.C.]

2Kwaks, Ziderman and 100 miles,

Thank you very much for your kind wishes - and apologies for my delayed response- they were really appreciated- the spirit of the biker fraternity is alive and well and Amen to that.
 
Now,the thing is, I have really have plotted my gtr forum copy book beyond redemption:

I may post a photo of a slab sided, over weight old fashioned non chic ..........................................................................

.....bloke (moi) standing beside ............................... ...............

...............a K1300GT E.E.     I can hear it now   she is a Jan 2011 with 8,600 miles,. Great inner bags.

You see, for some inexplicable reason    I could not get back on another beautiful  Kwak 14 ...............

Maybe I will pass by during your summer get together     

All the best guys and be safe.

Brendan

A useful and appropriate club for you with your new bike would be 

http://eurokclub.com/

[100milesaway]

Thanks Mr Wolf    I have been reading accounts and watching films here of your great northern rides. I must get up there.  Who needs Europe?

Having said that, I am planning a north/mid west France 5 day with a mate (Beamer } for 15th May. If that goes well. lookout up there  I'm a comin'

Woh steady on Mr Nok. We dont want you coming up to gods country, and putting big holes in our dry stone walls Leave it a few months till you've got your confidence back, and taken the stablizers off.

[Nok12rs]

  quite so Mr 100 Miles.   I have to survive France first.
Which side do you ride on up there? It's only of academic interest 

Stabilisers? The nice Doctor offered me stabilisers but I held off.  From my posts you can clearly see they were/are not required

[Nok12rs]

A useful and appropriate club for you with your new bike would be 

http://eurokclub.com/

Thank you Mr olde coney, Sir, for the advice (instruction?).      I have now joined said forum but will need to be gently weaned of this great one.

Shock horror  I discover on that forum ( K12GT/K13GT,) many bad experiences of electrical and mechanical failures; as we have said, in so many words, it's industry endemic nowadays.  Maybe the bikes are too sophisticated ...unlike those who build them

[O.C.]

It was advice...and yes.. there's plenty problems, even with BMW products.

[Nok12rs]

It was advice...and yes.. there's plenty problems, even with BMW products.

Thank you Mr Olde Coney;  I have already found some very useful information on that site including a private mechanic recommendation (for my K12rs) from a Yorkshire expat languishing down here.   

I think I will recommend this site to him for a taste of the homeland.

Best

Brendan