Valentines day

[Ziderman]

Nice thinking Zedman .... and I am sure she thanked you too !! 

Yeah , but not in the way I wanted thanking though.. though that's my fault for ripping some muscles in my lower back & having spent most of week at Chiropractors....! 

[Rusty]

Be more careful in your old age 

[O.C.]

A mate of mine who NEVER buys his wife of 25+years anything ...even a card.... decided this year to buy her some flowers for Valentines Day and have them delivered...they never arrived and after two days chasing he was offered a full refund and a fiver compensation...he's a chancy git, so he declined the fiver and asked to speak to a boss man..

He ended up with a full refund and a food hamper valued at £50....the spawny git 

[Ziderman]

Mate mine was worse than that...Every Christmas , having never helped put decorations up or lifted a finger all over Christmas , his wife could not work out why he was always so keen to help her take decorations down...
When she realized after about 4 years that her Christmas card was identical to the one he gave her the year before & the year before that , the penny dropped...
Reckon hes related to your mate olcoloney....