Home security

[Rusty]

Halifax sounds really nice and quiet Mr Wolf ..... get yourself down here to the soufffff and have a patrol round the delights of The Met 

[Lonewolf]

You guys have it really rough, I couldn't work in the Met.

[O.C.]

Having watched  lots of the Police documentary programmes on T.V I would have to say that my respect goes out to all serving officers. I couldn't do the job as I simply couldn't/wouldn't stand for the shit that is dealt your way...I'd be locked up for assault after my first shift

[Kwikasfuki]

+1

I don't think I'd even make it to the end of the first shift.

I recall about one of my dads mates reminiscing about policing in the 60s and 70s. Along the lines of roughing up criminals in the cells.

[Lonewolf]

When we book prisoners into the cells no matter what they have done we have to refer to them as gentlemen or lady, because we are a service not a force & saying this gentleman has just been arrested on suspicion of whatever sounds better than saying this piece of shit has just been arrested on suspicion of....

[O.C.]

When we book prisoners into the cells no matter what they have done we have to refer to them as gentlemen or lady, because we are a service not a force & saying this gentleman has just been arrested on suspicion of whatever sounds better than saying this piece of shit has just been arrested on suspicion of....

however I suspect that I could guess what term you would prefer to use when addressing such types

P.C mad world, but owt that diffuses a situation has to be the way forward 

[SirToU]

A true story from when I was younger (shortened as much as possible)

Friend goes out for a meal with hubby in the evening.
Returns home later that night to hear dog being sick in the kitchen - rushes in to find out what's wrong with dog.
Dog coughing and being sick, on floor, obviously sick, but blood and 2 fingers!
Hears commotion in back garden to find burglar writhing in pain.
Calls police (and ambulance - I suspect)
Asks Mr Policeman if they are now going to put down her Doberman.
Policeman say "no, the dog was doing its job!"

I love this story, and it (the burgular) get what it deserves, just a shame the NHS put him back together (again, I suspect).

Neil

[Lonewolf]

I have also heard that story,     Just deserts perhaps?